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  • The choice of authors. A brilliant and funny book -- Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter), 17:09:02 03/05/13 Tue
    What other writers say about “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”

    "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama" follows the style of classic gothic novels but adds modern-day anachronisms that lend the book its unexpected wit.

    My only disappointment was that Meade hasn't given us more. The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama is one of those books that you wish would never end. If you loved "The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama," contact Meade and urge him to create a zombie trilogy.

    Mary Shelley, Bram Stoker and Anne Rice, watch out! There's a new Gothic horror novelist on the scene”!
    Frank Sanello, author of "The Knights Templars: God's Warriors, the Devil's Bankers"

    “It's a fun read, full of interesting twists and turns that NO WAY you will see coming! It's got something for everyone - laughs, tragedy, fantasy, zombies, the recession, Hitler.
    You'll recommend this book to your pals because they will want to know the true story of history too. It's outlandish and scary”!
    Lela Cargill, author and homemaker.

    “Mr Meade has an uncompromising view the world that almost defies discussion and is unlike any other. For the squeamish, be prepared and warned that this is not the usual. Behind it all is the brilliant mind of Mr Meade who is always a step ahead of all those fortunate to be in his presence. Get ready for a wild ride that will leave you wishing for more. Let' hope this is the beginning of a string of novels that will stand the test of time”.
    Reynold Jay, author of “Born to be Rich” and “Lean against the Wind”.

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  • At home with the Queen at Buckingham Palace -- Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter), 11:46:42 03/04/13 Mon
    It can be difficult enough to get to sleep at Buckingham Palace, what with the noise from marching bands rehearsing the latest royal ceremony, not to speak of the myriad of servants trying to do their cleaning jobs around the palace while the Royal Family try to snatch some rest. Somebody is always managing to knock over a Ming vase, or drop some silverware, just when Her Majesty is about to drop off. A maid once trod on the tail of a corgi one night and the startled yelping of the dog made sleep an impossibility for the much tried monarch and her long suffering consort.
    But all these disturbances were as nothing compared with the shenanigans that occurred the night that President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle stayed overnight in the palace. The snoring of the American First Lady was likened, by those unfortunate enough to hear it that night, to a combination to the drone of a Lancaster bomber allied with the chuffing of an old fashioned steam train. When this cacophony was succeeded by ear-piercing screaming and shouting coming from the suite occupied by the presidential couple, it was more than the elderly royal couple could endure. Her Majesty, accompanied by Prince Philip, stormed down to the guest apartment and hammered on the door.
    What was causing the disturbance? What awful sight met the eyes of Her Majesty and His Royal Highness when the door was opened?
    The answer can be found in “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama”, the outrageously irreverent political satire by Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to many other questions of the age, such as, what really happened to Hitler’s body and what embarrassing secret is hidden beneath Barack Obama’s trousers can be found there too. You will probably be surprised and you will definitely be entertained.
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  • Horrific Zombie attack on Barack and Michelle Obama -- Christopher Anton (Creased with laughter and horror.), 07:19:29 03/03/13 Sun
    To be attacked by a flesh eating zombie can be a very frightening thing. I know that when Barack and Michelle Obama encountered one of the ravening undead they were terrified out of their wits. Did the monster eat their brains? The president’s political opponents would say that he had no brains in the first place and the zombie would be faced with an empty skull.
    So how this this horrifically gruesome episode occur in the lives of the First Couple? Did the zombie succeed in his nefarious aim of dining on the presidential grey matter? The answer to this question can be found in the amazing new book, “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” by that master of political satire, Christopher Antony Meade. The answers to some of the other great questions of the age, such as how the Illuminati conspiracy really works and what the secret is that Barack Obama keeps hidden in his trousers.
    Don’t be kept in the dark about the things “our betters” would like to keep hidden. Get this book and then laugh at their pretensions instead.
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  • Outrageous satire on modern politics and life -- Christopher Anton (Convulsed with laughter), 04:18:36 02/28/13 Thu
    I think I should give you a small taster of this great book that I just can’t seem to stop banging on about. This section is about climate change, or global warming if you prefer. It is a typical example of the idiosyncratically witty style of writing employed by Christopher Antony Meade throughout the book. I hope you enjoy reading this little excerpt.
    “A topic that has been the subject of much debate in recent years is the belief that the climate of the planet is gradually undergoing a change, the so called global warming. Many in the scientific community have been saying that the temperature of the atmosphere has been steadily warming over the past couple of decades, with a resultant melting of the polar icecaps and increase in sea level that will lead to the inundation of many low level areas of our countries if the process is not halted. The Himalayan glaciers are also said to be affected; and the rain belts in Africa plus the monsoons in India have shifted, thus causing increasing problems for agricultural production in those parts of the world.

    The blame for much of this climate change/global warming is being put on humankind, and most particularly on the burning of fossil fuels, and the emissions from most forms of oil driven vehicles.

    There are however many who are of the contrary view. These are characterised as "climate change deniers". They claim among other things that any change is much exaggerated, or that it is naturally occurring, down to sunspot activity etc. These people tend, in large measure, to come from the oil company lobbyists, or, for some odd reason from the religious right.

    I have to place myself firmly on the side of those who believe in climate change. The evidence that something big is happening is just too great to ignore. Global temperatures are rising, and they are being driven by artificial forces. But the scientists and climatologists are fatally wrong in one important particular. It is not down to the motor car, or to carbon from our factories, or even to the methane exhalations of all our cows. The real cause of climate change/global warming is a very large, and growing, belt of magnifying lenses that is orbiting our planet just beyond the edge of our atmosphere. This is constructed from billions of reading glasses lenses and discarded or stolen contact lenses. It has been placed in orbit around The Earth by an alliance of The Illuminati and those malevolent greed mongers the Lilliputians of Gulliver's Travels fame.
    As The President of The Ancient Society of Secret Historians I am privy to all the secrets. I don’t want to start a general panic, so I only release information to the general public when I feel that the interest of the people urgently dictates it. Successive governments throughout the world have been given the details. Even The General Secretary of The United Nations has been briefed. But they have all chosen to sit on the revelations. I don’t know why. Perhaps you should question them next time they come round seeking votes.
    Anyway, the time is now right for the world to be advised about what is really going on, so if you care to read on I shall put you in the loop, and dammnation to the politicians”.
    To find out how this came to be, plus some more startling information about this world and some of the nefarious characters living in it, read the e-book “The Zombie,the Cat and Barack Obama”.

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    Yours, in convulsions of laughter.
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  • One of the funniest books ever written. Not Wikipedia, Facebook or Twitter -- Christopher Anton (Laughing myself inside out.), 08:48:28 10/20/12 Sat
    When I first saw this book advertised, I was reluctant to buy it. I'd never heard of the author Christopher Antony Meade and I was reluctant to spend any of my hard earned funds on his novella. After reading the excellent review that accompanies the advertisement, I decided to take the plunge and buy the book. It was a decision I have not regretted. A book of 95 pages should take about four hours to read. “The Zombie, the Cat and Barack Obama” occupied my time for about 10 hours. It was just so funny I had to keep putting it down in order to recover from the laughing.
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    I have to say that this book is an imaginative and comic triumph. My only regret about it is that it came to an end. I hope I don't have to wait too long for the sequel. Mind you, I will have to find some way of stopping this laughing. Otherwise, I will be suing Christopher Antony Meade for putting me into this state in the first place.
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