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Subject: Recipe for a sure-fire succesful foodfight

Author:
Ivory

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Date Posted: 23:29:54 03/16/04 Tue

Ingredients:
One bowl of candied chestnuts
One slingshot
One flagon of strawberry fizz
Two bowls of Spiced Damson Pudding
3 Baked Apples
1 multi-layer cake (Preferably covered with medowcream)
As many strawberries as possible'
1 flagon hot Mint and Berry tea
Instructions (Do in any order):
Take your chestnuts/stawberries and your slingshot. First off, you must decide which creature you plan to hit (Try doing it to the elders!). I suggest your best friend, worst enemy, or the Abbot/Abbess. Arm your slingshot, and fire away!
Pick up your strawberry fizz, and there is one simple instruction for this part: Pour it into someone's nose and ears.
For your Spiced Damson Puddings, you'll need a spoon, and a good aim. Fill up your spoon with as much pudding as it can hold, bring it bag, and fire at will!
Take your baked apples, hurling two of the apples at anyone you please. For the last one, smash it on someone's head, or try something else with it. The things to do are nearly endless.
What to do with the flagon of hot tea, is similar to the Strawberry Fizz. However, you throw it from a safe distance, and watch in pleasure when your opponent is drenched in the scalding drink.
My personal favorite is what you do with the cake. You take one level of the cake at a time, throwing them to and fro.
Enjoy!

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