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Subject: How To Escape A Bath

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Date Posted: 21:53:38 07/02/04 Fri

When an elder is chasing you to get you to have a bath, you must:

Duct tape their mouth shut and tie them to a wall. Hit them over the head with a banana cream pie. Tie their footpaws together and hang them upside down in the tree. Dance around in circles getting all covered in mud. Eat all the strawberries out of the strawberry patch while they must helplessly watch. Fill up a tub from the Abbey pond and get lots of soap. Be sure not to get any soap on you because you might get very sick and have to be physicked. Give them a bath, making sure to scrub behind their ears and between their toes. Don't forget their bellybutton! Put them in a clean smock and send them to bed early without any supper!

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