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Disarster Delight!

Author:
Jess Willowfwirl of DD

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Date Posted: 00:44:03 08/11/04 Wed

YOU WILL NEED:
Strawberries (candied or not)
Nuts (our faves, da chestnuts,is the best)(Candied)
Big jar of warm honey.
Lots of Glue
Water (little needed)
Soggy old pasteries, rotton milk and soft old berries
Gone-off-a-season-ago Meadowcream

DIRECTIONS:
Mash up the Strawberries, pasties and berries into paste.
Make sure honey is warm, then:
Add the Strawberries, pasteries, berries and Meadowcream into the pot while dumping in all of the glue, and a smidgen of the Milk and water.
Eat the chestnuts/nuts while cooking. It's more of use.

WHAT TO DO:
Once you have finnished you should have:
1# A stumick full of candied nuts.
2# A thick, horrible, slimy-smelling concucktion.
3# A perfect and slippery paste to make Elders slip over.
Well you all know what to do by now but I'll tell you anyway:
Stick your potion on the ground (stairs are best) and wait for your worst enemy to walk onto it
and. . .SLIP OVER!!!!!!!!!!
GOoooo DAB!!!

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