VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Main index ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, [10] ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 22:55:52 09/11/08 Thu
Author: Committee to Elect Frank Mullen
Author Host/IP: 74.32.246.86
Subject: I now announce my running mate:
In reply to: Lori 's message, "Re: In these dangerous times, our next president MUST be a veteran of the Armed Forces" on 21:39:21 09/11/08 Thu

America, please welcome my running mate, Saran Rappaport.

FranknavBabe.JPG

As Assistant City Clerk of Okalakabaka, Florida, Saran is on top of all issues of national security. She has never seen an earmark she couldn't hose down with the flamethrower she carries in her thong.

Saran's greatest qualification for vice-president is her family. Saran's twin daughters are pregnant by her husband, Dick, who runs his own carpet cleaning service and her brother Peter, a deckhand on on of those boats that whizzes around the swamps pushed by a big Westinghouse fan in the back. In addition, Saran's son Frigger is about to report to the Oskeebogo County Jail to perform 365 hours of community service following a conviction on charges involving indecent acts with a Krispy Kreme donut, a trial-size bottle of Mennen Baby Oil and a pepperoni sausage.

It is important to note that God has forgiven every one of these acts that, if they were perpetrated by members of your family, would make it impossible for you to get work running the Tilt-a-whirl in a traveling carnival, much less get you nominated to run for Vice-president of the United States. Did I mention Saran's family are Evangelical Christians? That means they are forgiven, and God's forgiveness cannot be questioned. The Rappaport family is protected by the Evangelical Shield of Hypocrisy; you do it, you're dead meat. We do it, we're forgiven, lifted up, anointed and elected.

Saran Rappaport: Tested,Tried, Evangelical.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

Forum timezone: GMT-5
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.