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Date Posted: 20:07:07 10/04/08 Sat
Author: Mike Tyburski
Author Host/IP: 68.38.84.79
Subject: Retirement Plan Let me show you how to end up with $1 miilion dollars in the market
In reply to: Mike Tyburski aka "The Polish Ham" 's message, "Oh yeah I forgot. Pork bellies are a good hedge too" on 21:52:33 09/30/08 Tue

Just start with $2 million

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel
stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.



This is called the 401-Keg Plan

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