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Subject: Three Wishes Author: Jerry [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 05:26:55 09/21/11 Wed Three Wishes..... A Mexican, a Black, and a Georgia Redneck were walking together on a beach when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared. "I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish apiece." Pointing at the Black, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish." The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people and take them back to our homeland,Africa."Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline. The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people back to our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach. Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?" The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing out into the sunrise and said, "Just give me a Bud Light. It doesn't get any better than this!" [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]