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Subject: Football Fans Guide To World Powers

Author:
Egg

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Date Posted: 15:45:49 11/13/01 Tue

Football Fans Guide To World Powers

> USA: Man Utd - Utterly Arrogant and motivated by greed. If they suffer
the
> slightest injustice the whole world hears about it. Leader sees himself
as
> bit of a visionary, most see him as bit of a Tyrant.
>
> Al Qaeda: Leeds - Thugs who like to take out opponents behind the play.
> Capable of upsetting just about anyone. Leader is a paranoid nutter.
>
> UK: Aston Villa - Trying to move forward having been stuck in the past
for
> decades. Have a leader who loves the sound of his own voice, full of
> rhetoric whilst ducking the important issues.
>
> France: Ars*nal - Perennial bridesmaids. Have a huge armoury but heavily
> criticised in the past for misfiring. More likely to bore you to death
> than to be a real threat to anyone. Leader has a habit of turning a blind
> eye.
>
> Pakistan: Chelsea - Trying hard to be one of the big boys, but has upset
a
> large percentage of its supporter base through its over involvement with
> foreigners. Could soon experience a revolt within its own ranks.
>
> The Taliban: Liverpool - Strict disciplinarians where members are
measured
> as much by what they wear and do as who they are. Leadership suffered a
> bit of a shock recently but clinging to life and always hard to beat at
> home.
>
> India: Sunderland - A sleeping giant, not a contender at the moment but
> with a huge supporter base. Likes to think it's opinion is worth plenty,
> yet is largely ignored by non fans. Local derbies can be a bit fiery.
>
> The Northern Alliance: West Ham - An undisciplined rabble in need of
> sponsorship dollars.
>
> Israel: Tottenham - Rabid supporters tucked away everywhere and usually
> only become vocal when they start winning. See themselves as the chosen
> but in reality suffer from an over inflated sense of self. Local
transport
> can be a bit dodgy.
>
> Palestine: Fulham - A team currently looking for a home, had been on the
> periphery for many years before the mid 90s. Not regarded as a big
> contender but has a strong youth policy. Funded by rich Arabs.
>
> Japan: Everton - No attack, last campaign of any note 1942. Big player
> financially in the 1980s, however struggling a bit these days.
>
> Iraq: Millwall - Serious hard arses who could be on the way back.
> Opponents prefer to see them out of the Premiership. Most of their
> neighbours hate them, they know it and they don't care.
>
> Russia: - Newcastle - Once a great superpower, recently in decay. Have
> chosen some real muppets as leaders.
>
> Uzbekistan: Leicester - Stuck in the middle. Has a bit of an ars*hole but
> light on ammunition.
>
> Germany: Wolves - Tendency to self destruct. A strong history but off the
> scene of late. Unfortunate uniforms.
>
> Australia: Southampton - Completely harmless. Not a contender. Just in it
> to make up the numbers. Supporters are loyal but regularly embarrassed.
>
> Egypt: Derby - Had a crack at world dominance and though the remnants are
> still there they hark back to the glory days. A bit over defensive and
> vulnerable up the middle.
>
> Please note that no country can be associated with Middlesborough. The
> closest thing was Lebanon but apparently certain parts of war torn Beirut
> are bordering on pleasant.

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