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Lettuceleaf, Naughty Knot
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Date Posted: 15:16:00 06/18/06 Sun
By Lettuceleaf, in NK.
ZZZZZZZZZ......... I am sleeping very peacefully when I suddenly remember why I fell asleep in the first place. I travel to the Dark Forest gates. Everything about those gates seemed creepy and ghostly. A dead skeloten gaurded the door. "You are not of the dead, child" it cried in it's big, booming voice. "only the dead enter here. All else will be cast into the living world!"
"Even if you are able to come in" it continues "only two have ever been known to come back out. Martin the Warrior and Cluny Tsarmina Badrang Cludd........the Vermin of all vermin."
I gasped as I realized that the Phantom was all the great warlords enfused together! Was I any match for them? i decided to risk it all for my Abbey.
" I Don't care about any of that! Let me in!" and I threw a punch at the skeleton. A head of lettuce appeared in my hand and struck square in the jaw. Since it was technichaly my dream, I could make things materialize, I geuss.
" You have much bravery for a small child" the skeleton says. "you may enter."
And so, I walked into the deep, creepy woods. The Dark Forest.
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Meanwhile, the Vermin of all Vermins had Martin in his grip. His hand came up to clench his throat. And it came down, too. Martin started choking. His sword lay helpless on the ground. Just as the Warrior thought he would die ( well, um, spiritually. He's already dead. They both are. Oh, you know what I mean!) a small pack of fur hurtled through the air, right smack into the Vermin of all Vermin! It was me! All three staggered upright. As soon as I saw that ghostly vermin, I knew there was no way I could defeat him. Unless..........
As I mentioned before, this is technically my dream so I can conjure things up. So one by one, Matthias, Dandin, Martin II, Samkim, Mattimeo, Arven, Triss, and Taggerung floated down and enfused with me and Martin, and we became the Champion of all Champions. With an all-powerful blade we slayed the evil apparation with one swipe of the sword. That done, I returned to a peaceful sleep, waiting for dessert and dinnertime.
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