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SEX JOKES NAMAN TAYO MGA HALIPAROT...

Author:
chez

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Date Posted: 14:48:05 06/29/03 Sun

1. What doesn't belong in this list?
a. Meat
b. Eggs
c. Wife
d. Blowjob
Answer : blowjob - You can beat your meat,eggs or wife, but you can't beat
a blowjob.

2. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Answer: So men can be open minded.

3. What's the speed limit of sex?
Answer: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.

4. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
Answer: The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

5. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
Answer: You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

6. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Answer: "Is it in?"

7. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

8. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
Answer: One of his fingers is clean.

9. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

10. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
screwed.

lovelots,

lovely chez ;p

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[> Subject: Juskoday! Luka-luka ka talaga Chez....!!! Graveh naman ang post mo...nakaka-L !!! Puwede ba kitang i-68 and beat your eggs ??????
Author: Gul Bangag [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 16:04:09 06/29/03 Sun

[> [> Subject: Re: Mana lang po ako sa inyo Manang Gul.....Idol ko rin si Ate Didi and Tia Udjak...syempre pati si Mader GSB...
Author: chez [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 17:37:16 06/29/03 Sun