The infamous Skqural s driven in on a cart, a big huge golden two handed sword that gos 12 feet in size and the hilt is filled with diamonds and rubys and pearls. The small mouse laughs in a deep evuul voice. He grabs the dibbuns and sends him flying with one paw and the other paw picks up a badger 2 feet in the air and shakes him. "I AM THE MIGHTY Skarqut! You are all now in my oders!" suddeanly a big really relly really evil rat comes in with alota yellow colored rats behind him, he looks evil and is evil, i grabs my sword. I doge a swipe from the rat and stab him in the gut, but he drops his sword onto my foot and my foot starts to bleed, and it wont stopp bleading, but i press on fighting untill the evil rat is dead. the when he is dead, all his rats bow to me, and give me more gold and lout, and sa im the king of the best castle in the world and that i just, me a 10 year old, had killed the mightest of Warlord, the evil Nifbamro.the end. -- Lakewood Abbey Social Hall

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Date Posted: 12:37:04 01/30/04 Fri
Author: Skqural
Subject: The infamous Skqural s driven in on a cart, a big huge golden two handed sword that gos 12 feet in size and the hilt is filled with diamonds and rubys and pearls. The small mouse laughs in a deep evuul voice. He grabs the dibbuns and sends him flying with one paw and the other paw picks up a badger 2 feet in the air and shakes him. "I AM THE MIGHTY Skarqut! You are all now in my oders!" suddeanly a big really relly really evil rat comes in with alota yellow colored rats behind him, he looks evil and is evil, i grabs my sword. I doge a swipe from the rat and stab him in the gut, but he drops his sword onto my foot and my foot starts to bleed, and it wont stopp bleading, but i press on fighting untill the evil rat is dead. the when he is dead, all his rats bow to me, and give me more gold and lout, and sa im the king of the best castle in the world and that i just, me a 10 year old, had killed the mightest of Warlord, the evil Nifbamro.the end.
In reply to: Mickle 's message, "*Mickle leaps into the room with a flourish, striking a heroic pose and holding it.*" on 22:14:38 01/24/04 Sat

>I'm proud to announce a World's Worst Marysue Contest!
>
>All that is required is that you do not kill other
>characters. Massacre as many nameless villain as you
>like. Other than that, anything goes!
>
>I'll start us off...
>
>*Mickle draws his sword and neatly slices 9 candles'
>wicks off without extinguishing the flames.* Ha! beat
>that!

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*But one of the rats was a trader and i stab him with my sabber and he says ow.* (NT) -- Moosethief, 20:38:01 01/30/04 Fri

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