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Date Posted: 23:37:22 12/27/03 Sat
Author: Swift
Subject: *Swift appears again from his hiding place. He sighs.* I'd 'oped I wouldn't get called in here to rescue anything... Right! I shall sing a song for you all right now. RIGHT NOW! *He sweeps off his hat and begins belting out a tune which can be foundINSIDE THIS POST MAHA!*
In reply to: Dart 's message, "This is only done by me cos I wanted t' sing.........!" on 22:40:52 12/15/03 Mon

Upon a white hill lay a flow'r so fair,
T'was a sight t'be calmin' me heart,
An' I plucked this 'ere flow'r,
And't began t'show'r,
Like buskets was pourin' from the clouds.

They kept on a pourin',
And soon t'were floodin',
An' I had to lash me a raft.
A mightily raft with a mast and two sails,
Me ship buildin' skills never fails.

An' so with me flow'r,
I called at the show'r,
"'TIS ME, OLE SWIFTY BROOKTAIL.
YOU'RE A RIGHT OLE RIGHT BUGGER,
NOW LEAVE ME THE BUGGER ALONE!"

The show'r did cry,
"OH A FIG IN YORE EYE,
I'M A MIGHTILY SHOW'R Y'SEE!
NOW BOW TO ME,
AND ALIVE YOU WILL REMAIN TO BE!"

An' I didn' like this,
Not likin' one bit,
So I grabs up me liddle big fryin' pan,
An' I sets down the liddle fair flow'r an',
I jumps up to fight with the sky.

A hack an' a slash,
An' the show'r did lash,
An' then she cried out in alarm,
"OH WOE UNTO THEE,
THOU HAST DEFEATED ME!"

An' I landed on me raft,
An' I then I laughed,
An' th'wat'r did drain from the land,
An' I was glad I made a stand,
Now wasn't this tale so random an' grand?

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