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• *Ezran hangs about in the back, a smile playing on his face as he mutters to Zest.* Rumor has it that they hired a drunkard to perform the joining. Wonder if it's that oaf Swiftstream? *Beletrand stands at the entrance to the seats, pausing every beast to pull on their faces and check if they're vermin spies.* Can't be to cahful, wot. Wasn't h'appointed by h'any beast, but h'I figuahed that we should have a bodyguahd chaptype, so h'I stepped h'up, wotwotwot. *By the cake, Swiftstream takes a deep drink from his tankard, then looks at the cake. Grinning, he whips off his hat and thrusts his head fully into the cake, devouring it from the inside. Sounds of loud piggish eating can be heard.* (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail"Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III and Ezran Varthia, 22:50:54 09/13/03 Sat

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• *Reed pulls Swift back and shoves him up to whereever* Dat aint no way teh act mate, Yeh gota ma'r'ke a goo't'd 'pesson, yeh 'hend?*he takes a swing of stronge wiskey, and plops down on a seat, staring and drinking* -- Reed Streamline, 19:08:21 09/14/03 Sun

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• *Mickle walks over to Beletrand, whispers something into his ear, and points at Swift.* -- Mickle, 20:16:48 09/14/03 Sun

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• *Beletrand nods, and walks over to Swift. Upon tapping his shoulder, though, Swift whirls about and yells aloud.* I LOVE WEDDINGS! DRINKS ALL AROUND! *Grinning, he brushes past Beletrand and sits down next to Reed, chugging away at his mug. Beletrand follows, and whispers in Swift's ear. Swift's eyes widen.* OH YEAH! I'm supposed to do this... *He swaggers forward and passes out in front of Mickle and Slitty.* (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail and "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III and Ezran Varthia, 20:34:15 09/14/03 Sun

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• OOC: Urgh, I hit submit before I could do Ezran... BIC: *The prim pine marten sniffs daintily at the passed out otter.* Zounds, methinks yon buffoon be most ill suited to perform the service on this day. (NT) -- Ezran Varthia, 20:36:35 09/14/03 Sun

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• OOC- A message for the benefit of the community... BUMP! BIC- **Pearl nods at Ezran and looks at the otter, then at Reed, then sits down near the back.** 'Ey, is he okay there? Looks a bit... tired? BROCKROSE:**Brockrose looks up at the roof/sky/whatever and bonks Pearl lightly on the head.** He's not asleep! PEARL: **Grins and winks at her** I know that. But still looks a bit tired there...Maybe we should make sure all of the stonger drinks aren't within reach, so he can get proper sleep from now on. BROCKROSE: **Lights up and smiles, patting Pearl this time** Heh... **Ponders for a moment, sitting down by Pearl** Hmm... wonder what would happen to us then, though? (NT) -- Pearl Streamsong, REO, and Brockrose Redstripe, RN(othing), 17:49:13 09/15/03 Mon

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• *Mickle grabs a flowerpot and slings the water onto Swift.* come on, ye great riverdog! wake up! -- Mickle Swiftstrike, 18:35:56 09/15/03 Mon

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• *Seline glares down at Swiftstream, her eyes glinting angerly. Suddenly her teeth begin chattering, and the hair on her neck sticks out rabidly, and her tail's like a bottlebrush. She rasps out.* Swiftstream Brooktail, you lazy drunkard! *Seline shoots out the claws on her forepaws.* I swear if you don't get up now, I WILL NEUTER YOU WITH A DULL SPOON! (NT) -- Seline (Sliteye) Vex, 18:46:16 09/15/03 Mon

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• *Reed cringes, and runs into a back room crying* (a little too much to drink) -- Reed Streamline, 19:04:02 09/15/03 Mon

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• **Brockrose and Pearl both look at each other and silently clap** (NT) -- Brockrose and Pearl, 19:25:02 09/15/03 Mon

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• *Mickle winces at the threat and whispers to Northpaw.* remind me never to make her mad... -- Mickle, 19:50:39 09/15/03 Mon

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• *Swift yawns and rolls over onto his back. Propping himself up on his elbows and squinting at Slitty, he says,* Why's ye gotta be treaten a lad for, hm? You made that stupid otter do's... S'not 'is fault... Erm.. My fault... Her fault... *Points at Brockrose.* Blimey, I love weddings... (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 13:58:19 09/16/03 Tue

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• *Thistle chuckles at the oddness of the wedding, then the chuckle dies in her throat when she sees Zest marching up to Sliteye* NO ROWDINESS. *brandishes sabre* Neuter ANYONE and you WILL be short a paw or four. Do I make myself clear? *menacing glare* *raised eyebrow* Zest...why don't you calm down...psychiatric sessions, contrary to popular belief, are not my favorsite thing to conduct. *evil glare at Swift* No. More. Drinks. No more RUM. IF ANYONE IS ANY MORE ROWDY I WILL HURT THEM. (NT) -- Thistle Longfaith and Zest Mansam, 14:00:26 09/16/03 Tue

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• *Beletrand strolls up and looks down at Swiftstream.* H'I don't think he'll drink much more, h'er, Zest was it? H'anyway, h'I think he's ready. *He picks Swift up as Ezran strolls up and places the un-clawed paw on Zest's shoulder.* Madame Mansam, methinks t'would be prudent to stay thy blade of quelling and use't for more befitting targets. Yon drunkard Swiftstream is not yet posessed of a madness equivalent to that of rowdiness. Here, come, make journey with me. We shall find appropriate seating from where we shall laugh at these buffoons! *He takes her paw and leads her to a seat.* (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III and Ezran Varthia, 14:09:21 09/16/03 Tue

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• *Swift begins to wave his arms wildly.* Why can't a lad just, ERK! *He clutches the back of his head as Beletrand whacks him with his famed pace stick.* Young rottah, you've been h'asked by them to pahfoahm the ceremony, h'and you shall pahfoahm! *Swift looks at the maddened look in the short, old hare's eye, and says.* Wow, take't'easy, lad... Was just havin' a tad of fun! I'm feelin, uuurrrppp, fine. Now, youse two! *He looks at Mickle and Sliteye.* So, youse want to get married, eh? Just checkin' for last minute jitters'n'such. (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail and "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescutt Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 14:20:09 09/16/03 Tue

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• **Brockrose looks up indignantly** What's my fault! I didn't do anything... I'm not the one who's drunk... **Turns to Pearl** What was it he said? I couldn't make head nor tail of it... PEARL: **Shruggs** (NT) -- Brockrose and Pearl, 16:08:45 09/16/03 Tue

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• Kill the Font! That can't be mistaken for rowdiness, now can it? **Edges slowly away from Zest...** (NT) -- The Font Killer that Beat Swift to It, 16:11:06 09/16/03 Tue
  • *Rudd lets out a loud sigh and claps a paw to his face.* Realy, really, quite a shame that they got HIM to do it. Didn't they realise he was an oaf? *Fik rolls his eyes.* No, spoze they didn't did they? *Squiz clasps a paw to her mouth in surprise.* Well of all the... How dare he drink at an event like this? Oh loosen up, this is quite entartaining, plus it might turn out to be an opporunity to give Swift a kick in the rump! *Fik and Rudd both rub their hands together eagerly.* (NT) -- Rudd, Fik, Squiz and Fik again, 17:37:46 09/16/03 Tue
    • Oh jeeze, I forgot to end the font didn't I? (NT) -- Rudd, 17:39:57 09/16/03 Tue

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• **Brockrose looks at them** Do any of YOU know what is my fault? Or not my fault? Or what exactly is going on? (NT) -- Brockrose, 17:40:36 09/16/03 Tue
  • Er, I don't think that ended the font... unless Swift or Soily or Lauren or whoever changed the forum colors so the text SHOULD be this color... confusing... -- ..., 18:57:04 09/16/03 Tue

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• *Mickle grins at the random antics of everyone attending his wedding. His face suddenly grows serious, and he puts his paw to his mouth.* (insert loud whistle sound here.) Alright, everyone! lets get this going, before Slitty and I are old, if you'd please... -- Mickle, 19:43:21 09/16/03 Tue

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• *Seph walks in*Hey Mickle matey!Congrats on your wedding! (NT) -- Sephiroth, 16:08:36 09/17/03 Wed

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• *Mickle wanders over towards Sephiroth.* Thankee much, ol' lad! Glad that ye could make it! -- Mickle, 19:42:48 09/17/03 Wed

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• *Suddenly, a loud military voice roars out.* COMPANY! DOUBLE MARCH! *A large badger lord toting an enormous war hammer comes walking up. He's clad in his normal white, long tunic, but he's wearing padded armor over it today. He and his score of hares march up, the hares coming to attention as the badger lord walks over to Mickle.* I'm dreadfully sorry I'm late, young Mickle. I'd hoped that Northpaw would tell you of the situation up north. *Casting a glance at Northpaw, he notices Beltrand.* Why, is that Colonel Beletrand? Good to see you, you great old fraud! *He grips the small hare in a rough hug. Beletrand's monocle pops out of his eye as he gasps.* Good... To see... You... H'old chap... WOT! BLINKIN' RELEASE H'A CHAP BEFOAH YOU CRUSH HIM!*Helmstrike chuckles as he waves to the other familiar faces around him.* (NT) -- Lord Helmstrike and "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 21:45:15 09/17/03 Wed

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• * Colonel Northpaw marches forward, dragging 2 shrews.* Sah, h'I've caught these 2 sneaking h'about. *Kenshin looks up sullenly.* Coming to congratulate you, that I was! *Unami beams up at Mickle.* Congratulations! I'm happy to see that you're locking yourself down with another crazy beast like yourself! -- Colonel Northpaw, Kenshin, and Unami, 21:55:04 09/17/03 Wed

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• *Dashes in and skids to a stop right before she runs into everyone.* I'm so sorry I'm late! I'm so happy for you! I'm gonna sit down now. *Finds a seat at the back and sits down looking very red.* (NT) -- Elmflower, 16:13:17 09/18/03 Thu

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• Well i can miss my mateys wedding can i? (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 16:26:08 09/18/03 Thu
  • *Fik stands up on his chair and lets out a loud whistle.* Ok, now that everyone's here, let's PIPE DOWN and get goin. *Rudd claps enthusiastically at his friend's comment.* Hear, hear! Sooner we get this over with the sooner we get to eat! (NT) -- Fik and Rudd, 17:16:37 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Swift grins at Rudd and Fik.* Those two've got it right in one... So, let's get this shindig started... Um... Here today, we've got Slitty Vex and Mick the Quick Swiftstrike, and they wants to get hitched. I dunno if they've known eachother long, but they looks happy. Anyone object to said joinin's? If you object, say now, 'cause we won't listen later on. (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 17:41:27 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Reed chuckles, while he is busy paying a dibbun to run to the alter, hug Slitty's legs and go "i wuv you mommy", and the dibbun does just that, only a few trips while he was running. Reed who finds this very funny, in his drunken-ness and regularly, is laughing.In the very back he falls to the ground laughing* -- Reed Streamline, and a innocent Dibbun (I Do NOT Give small childern bad ideas!), 17:50:37 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Lauren blubs heavily, her face buried in a hankercheif. Bridgett glares at Lauren.* Shut it, you stupid lump! *She happily goes back to throwing dirt clods at the bride and groom. Seline stares down at the Dibbun, unsure of what to do. She decides to ignore it, as little things tend to be stupid... Especially little things paid to be stupid by drunkards.* (NT) -- Lauren Flame Eyes/Bridgett/Seline Vex, 18:24:32 09/18/03 Thu

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• * a random ferret walks in and objects.* No! I can't have the one ferretess I love marry someone else! I object! Crystal! you can't marry him! *looks at Slitty and frowns.* Oi! yew ain't Crystal! Oh No! I've gone to the wrong wedding! *dashes back out again.* -- random ferret, 19:01:11 09/18/03 Thu

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• Who is the preacher anyway Mickle,is it Swifstream? (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 19:13:32 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Mickle grins at Sephiroth.* right in one, oh wielder of grand swords! -- Mickle, 19:31:38 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Laughs and grins back at Mickle*Wielder of grand swords eh? (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 20:12:31 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Kenshin walks over and slumps down next to Sephiroth.* Understand him, that I will never be able to... *Unami plops down on Sephiroth's other side.* Heeheehee! tis cause he's a complex beast, brother! *turns to look at Sephiroth.* well, now! you're certainly a big beast. wanna be my friend? -- Kenshin and Unami, 20:30:07 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Mickle bursts out laughing at Unami.* I'd watch out for thatun, Seph! he's a clever lil talker...if yer not careful, he'll talk ye right out o house and home! -- Mickle, 21:17:35 09/18/03 Thu

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• *The prim pine marten stalks up from the back to take a place next to Swiftstream. He says in a relatively loud voice.* Methinks t'would be most fitting if we retained some civility at this most glorious of occasions! Cease thy hijinx, one and all, lest I let Madam Mansam claim paws for her horde! *With a nod to Swiftstream, he turns and sits down in his seat in the back. Swift blinks a bit.* Erm, thanke you Ezran for you're words to calm these beasts... So, if no beast objects, I'm a gonna get started... Even though I dunno what I'm doin'... Right. You, Slitty, promise to be faithful to me lad Mickle, not cheat on him, or treat him bad or none o' that? And you the same to Madam Slitty, Mick? (NT) -- Ezran Varthia and Swiftstream Brooktail, 22:22:46 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Helmstrike stands at the head of his now relaxed military hares, leaning on his massive war-hammer and blinking at Mickle and Slitty.* I never thought I'd see the day when young Mickle was wed... *Beletrand walks around the permiter of the crowd, sword unsheathed and glancing occasionally outward. He eventually strolls back to Helmstrike and mumbles.* H'All's quiet, sah. Save foah you h'and m'self, wot. Y'know, I h'almost killed both h'of them h'at h'one point h'I did, wot. Lucky foah them Lauren and Swiftstream stopped me, wotwotwotwotwo-- *Helmstrike closes a paw over the old hare's mouth and whispers.* I'm sure, old friend, but tell me later... Let's let the young Brooktail get on with it. (NT) -- Lord Helmstrike and "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 22:28:16 09/18/03 Thu

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• *Looks at Unami*I guess.*Suddenly gets up*I have to go get you and Sliteye's wedding gifts,just a second!*Runs out of the hall quickly* (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 16:35:56 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Mickle grins at Swift, then looks at Slitty.* I do hereby swear that I, Mickle Swiftstrike, will always be faithful to, not cheat on, or treat my love Slitty wrong. -- Mickle, 17:01:51 09/19/03 Fri
  • *Rudd watches Seph leave with a horrified look on his face.* Ummmmmm.... Fik.... you got some gifts..... right? *Fik, who also just realised gifts were a part of weddings, stands on his chair.* It wouldn't be too late to object would it? Either way I demand we postpone until me an' Rudd get back! *He tips Rudd off his seat and they sprint off to look for a gift.* -- Rudd and Fik, 17:35:52 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Whispers to the beast next to her*Slitty sure is a lucky one to be wed to Mickle, he's a good'un alright. (NT) -- Elmflower, 17:35:20 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Seline grins, and tugs on Mickle's whiskers.* Nah, he's too cute to cheat on... *Lauren blubs twice as hard.* (NT) -- Seline (Slitty) Vex and Lauren Flame Eyes, 18:10:07 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Unami looks at Elm and grins.* I dunno which I pity more...Slitty, because she's marryin a whacko, or Mickle, because he's marrying a crazy... -- Unami, 18:47:36 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Seph runs back in with a box in his paws*Here to you Mickle*Pulls a javelin looking sword out with two blades on the end*This can be used as a sword or javelin.I call it Gladius.*Turns to Sliteye*And this is for you*Pulls out two daggers with gold studded in them and they both have curvy blades*These are called Evony and Bethany*Looks at them both*Try em out mates! (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 19:00:31 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Swift grunts.* Interruptions a plenty 'ere... I'm continuin' anyway. Do youse got any vows for each other and such? Like, "I swears not to take the rum and burn it" and such? (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 19:01:18 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Ezran runs up from the back to whirl around and face Sephiroth.* Methinks t'would be prudent if thou sat down and waited for after the ceremony to trouble them with overly-elaborate gifts, as is the custom. Stay thy eagerness, young rogue, lest myself and Madam Mansam punish thou for disruptions and rowdiness. (NT) -- Ezran Varthia, 19:04:15 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Looks at Ezran and sits down*Whatever! (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 19:57:40 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Mickle grimaces at the storm brewing between Ezran and Sephiroth, then looks thoughtfully at Swift.* Vows? um...ah... -- Mickle, 20:29:20 09/19/03 Fri

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• Thou chose the path of wisdom, young badger. Methinks yon moron Swiftstream wouldn't take kindly to more interruptions. Especially from one who refuses to give him an apology for evil deeds done in the past. *With that, he strolls back to his seat next to Zest, a faint smile playing on his lips.* (NT) -- Ezran Varthia, 20:29:35 09/19/03 Fri

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• *Sits back in his chair,watching the wedding like everyone else* (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 06:42:40 09/20/03 Sat

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• **Brockrose sidles back in just in time for the vows, dripping wet and muttering about having to unplug computers die to hurricanes... Pearl, on the other paw, nudges her to be quiet and they both look on** (NT) -- Brockrose/Pearl, 08:01:40 09/20/03 Sat

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• * Colonel Northpaw sits down near Helmstrike.* Sah, I have a feeling that this wedding's gonna get a lil bit out o hand, wot wot. I hope tisn't too bad... -- Colonel Northpaw, 09:29:47 09/20/03 Sat
  • *Rudd sneaks in, with Fik right behind him, and sits down, some posies and a mushroom in his paws.* Fik maty, *He whispers.* I really think we could've gotten away with taking longer. These gifts are atrocious! They are not! *Fik whispers back.* Imagine the types of soup they could make with a mushroom, and if it urns out to be poison, he could feed it to some enemy or another, he's bound to have a new one soon. And someone ALWAYS gives out a vase at weddings, well, seeing as I've never been to one I could be lying, but still! If they get a vase they'd need something to put in it, hense the posies! You sure? Course I'm sure you blithering idiot, now shuttup and lets get back to bein quiet. -- Rudd Fik , 11:03:14 09/20/03 Sat
    • Got here afore Swift again. Wheeee! Die, offending font, return to the depths of evil from whence thee came... Thou art not fit to be of any use beyond the coloring of yon otter and shrew's message, of which is by far thy superior... -- ..., 11:47:50 09/20/03 Sat

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• *Reed struts down the hall-thingy. His breeches now tied on his head, like some sort of odd hat. In one paw is a large tankard of rum, and in the other is his tricorn hat with the feather. He grins, and sits down in the first row, as if he is in his "normal" clothing when he is:drunk, clothingless(besides the sash on his chest, boots and the strange breech hat). Grinng even more largly now, he holds a key tightly to his tricorn hat. He turns around and whispers to Rudd and Fik* I'uh' gotta sh-h-ip fer them*twitch* shhhh*he winks and turns back around* -- Reed Streamline....the drunkard/ streaker, 12:30:44 09/20/03 Sat
  • **Brockrose whispers to Pearl** We need to do something about that rum... without being caught... I bet that Zest, or Seline, hmmm, or even Lauren could help us.... **Pearl nods in aggreement, whilst whispering back** Y'know how they're all bringin' wedding presents? I left ours back in my room, so we didn't disturb the ceremony. When it's th' right time, I'll jus' hop back and get it. **Wink** (NT) -- Brockrose and Pearl, 12:41:24 09/20/03 Sat

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• **Blackrose looks at Songtail then coughs loudley. Songtail looks at her for a moment then a look of horror apears on her face. At seeing her face, the Vixen stares at the squirrel then sighs and sits back, desperatly hoping for Zest not to chop off her paws because they forgot a present** (NT) -- Songtail & Blackrose Deathbreeze, 15:50:45 09/20/03 Sat

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• *Squirms a little in her seat* Is someone going to put Reed's breeches back on the right end sometime soon? (NT) -- Elmflower, 16:03:52 09/20/03 Sat
  • OOC: Yarg, this posting in multiple colors keeps confusing me. BIC: Reed mate, *Rudd whispers* I'd watch your rum very closely if I were you, have a lot of alcheehol haters 'round here. The word "caper" seems to come to mind. (NT) -- Rudd who hopes to end his font this time , 17:24:54 09/20/03 Sat

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• *Reed's jaw drops for a spilt second, then he clutches the tankard to his chest, narrows his eyes and contorts his face into a "touch my rum and die" look, and looks to the right and left* -- Reed Streamline, 17:40:15 09/20/03 Sat

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• OOC- All you have to remember about me is that Brockrose has a RED stripe, and Pearl is an otter that wears BLUE Heh. Veeeery creative, I'm sure... Also, ya did ende yer font!**Brockrose stifles a sigh as she racks her brain for a "solution" to the rum.** **Pearl, on the other paw, is sitting calm and composed, grinning a bit smugly** Oh, stop it Brockrose, you are very obvious. I already have a plan... for later. Right now just sit still and be quiet, will you? (NT) -- Brockrose & Pearl, again... aren't ya tired of us yet?, 17:41:41 09/20/03 Sat

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• *Kenshin vaults over several rows and lands next to Reed.* Sah, if you're going to be here, I need you to put your breeches back on over your posterior, wot wot. -- Colonel Northpaw, 20:21:37 09/20/03 Sat
  • ooc: oh crud...I got confused...scratch that entire thing... BIC: *Kenshin vaults over several rows and lands next to Reed.* Sir, if you are going to be here, I must request that you recover your posterior with your breeches. -- Kenshin, 20:25:38 09/20/03 Sat

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• *Swift grins at Reed, and continues.* Right, so now vows then? You're both not promisin' nothin' to each other? (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 23:08:52 09/20/03 Sat

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• *A squirrel bounces in* OH YAY!!!!! EVERYONE ELSE: Shhhhhh!! RIAO: *Quiets down (NT) -- Riao, 09:14:32 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Seline would answer Swiftstream, but she's too busy staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed at Reed. Lauren blushes furiously, and tosses her cloak at Reed.* Put some clothes on man! *Bridgett is rolling on the floor in laughter, clutching her sides and crying.* (NT) -- Seline/Lauren/Bridgett, 09:15:37 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Reed, still grinning, stands up and trys his hardest to put his breeches back on. With the only result being that he trys , gives up, and covers up with his hat.* (OOC:this gives me a great idea fer a post, conterversoly(sp) topics in redwall) -- Reed Streamline, 10:13:40 09/21/03 Sun

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• **Brockrose isn't staring at Reed, she's staring at Riao, then shaking her head, she bonks him on the head and adds her own comment** Shh! And don't even THINK of trying out your overlarge vocab here... Or else...**Wink** (NT) -- Brockrose, 11:18:10 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Riao grins at Brockrose and whispers* Stop! We are the witticismus maximus! (NT) -- Riao, 11:34:00 09/21/03 Sun
  • **Brockrose simply claps a paw over his mouth and looks at Pearl. Pearl shruggs and looks towards Zest Mansam. Brockrose then ponders and grins wickedly** (NT) -- Brockrose & Pearl, 11:38:46 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Mickle looks over to see what seline's looking at, then his eyes grow wide.* Good Grief, Reed! Put some clothes on! *notices that Reed isn't able to.* Alright then, *jogs down to him, pulls him up, puts Lauren's cloak around him, then drags him out of the room by his nose.* So, you could get'em off, but now ye can't get'em back on? well, then... -- Mickle, 17:29:18 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Reed squrims free, jumps up, slaps his own face a couple of times going "woob woob woob" lets the cloak slide off of him, runs back down the hall thingy, and vaults out a window* -- Reed Streamline....Insane, yes, provocted by booze, yes., 18:30:58 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Kenshin wanders over towards the window.* Mickle, do you want me to catch yon fool before he scares some poor beast out of half of their seasons? *Unami joins him by the window.* I think that it'd take more'n just you to catch that crazy beast...just look at him run! -- Kenshin and Unami, 19:27:12 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Seph puts his face in his paws,trying to muffle his laughter at Reed's drunken antics* (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 19:34:23 09/21/03 Sun

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• *Helmstrike grunts at Reed and Mickle.* I'm ashamed of both of them. The drunk for being drunk, and young Mickle for stopping his own wedding to take care of the drunk. Beletrand... *The emaciated hare leaps forward.* Yes, m'loahd? Want h'I should straighten h'out thah drunkahd? H'I shall do't h'in h'a flash. H'I shall tack to thah right, pick h'up h'a burlap sack, daht foahwahd, h'and--*Once again, he finds himself muffled as Helmstrike leans over to him.* No, I was just going to ask that you exercise some control over yourself. This wedding is already getting out of hand, and we don't need you darting about trying to catch that slippery drunkard. (NT) -- Lord Helmstrike and "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 10:17:32 09/22/03 Mon

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• *Ezran walks over to the window and glances out.* Hmm... Yon drunkard has posessed himself in the lake. Mayhap the chill from the waters shall sober him up. And if not doing, then I shall take my compatriot Madam Mansam and we shall sober yon rogue up ourselves. *He turns and sits down again as Swift continues.* Right. No vows for each other. You'll be doin' lots of cheatin' and stealin' on each other I'll wager... But, let's see... Suppose I'll just do this quickish, seein' as every beast is hellbent on disruptin'... Erm... Do you, Mickle the Quickle Swiftstrike, take Seline "Slitty" wotever Vex to be your wife, in sickness, health, basically whenever? (NT) -- Ezran Varthia and Swiftstream Brooktail, 10:24:13 09/22/03 Mon

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• Drinkin' Antics meh Footp'h'aw Sah! I've only had 3 drinks*Reed holds up 5 fingers outside the window, makes a face in it, then darts behind a bush, repeating when needed* -- Reed, 14:17:52 09/22/03 Mon

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• *Stares out the window then shakes herself and looks back up at Mickle and Slitty. She then makes a face and swiftly brings her paws up to her mouth.* Ah, ah, ah, AACCCHHHHHOOOO!!!! Oh, dear, excuse me. (NT) -- Elmflower, 16:16:00 09/22/03 Mon

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• This is it.... One 'I Do' and there married.... **Leans forward in anticipation...** (NT) -- Songtail, 16:41:18 09/22/03 Mon

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• Are you sure They'll ever make it to the I do's? (NT) -- Elmflower, 17:27:17 09/22/03 Mon
  • They're at the "I do's" mutton head! *Fik yells across to Elmflower.* (NT) -- Fik, 17:50:09 09/22/03 Mon

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• *looking thoroughly chastised, Mickle mutters an appology to Helmstrike, then slumps back towards Seline and Swift. by the time he reaches them, however, he's grinning from ear to ear again, and has a gleeful bounce in his step.* Alright! now, where were we? oh yeah! the I Do part... -- Mickle, 19:32:06 09/22/03 Mon

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• *Swift is now lying down propped up on his elbows.* Blimey, youse lads take forever and an age... Just say the "I do" so as I can get her to say it so as you can kiss and we can get to the great shindig! And asides, I need to talk with him right there after this is done. *He points at Sephiroth.* (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 22:00:52 09/22/03 Mon

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• *Riao grins and yanks Brockrose's paw away as Mickle is about to say "I Do" and yells* STOP! WE ARE THE EMPRESS JADIS! I MEAN THE EMPORER GOOFUS! OR MAYBE RIA--*His next remark is muffled by Brockrose's paw* Mmph! Lay off, Brockers, or I'll call you Brocko! (NT) -- Riao, 11:51:22 09/23/03 Tue
  • **Brockrose growls at him softly and reaches for her sword, still strapped to her back** One more word, you little fiend... (NT) -- Brockrose, 13:07:16 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Riao growls back, but it sounds pitiful compared to the badgermaid's growl* One more word, you little fiend... *Grins* (NT) -- Riao, 14:14:08 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Yells back at Fik* They've been at the I do's part for quite some time now! (NT) -- Elmflower, 15:29:33 09/23/03 Tue

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• **Brockrose and Pearl both nod at each other, then quickly move and try to pin Riao to the ground.** Shh! Have you no respect for weddings? Even if this has had it share of destractions, you don't need to add to them. **Growls again and rolls her eyes...** (NT) -- Brockrose, 16:41:15 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Mickle grins as he asks,* what was the question again, matey? *winces as Seline hits him.* hey! Twas just a joke...O' course I do, matey! why else would I have asked he to marry me? -- Mickle Swiftstrike, 19:29:23 09/23/03 Tue
  • oh my goodness...HER!!! not he.... -- Mickle the bashfully upset..., 21:19:47 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Swift nods.* Right then. And you, miss Seline "Sliteye" wotever Vex, do you take Mickle the Quickle Swiftstrike as your hubsand through famine and such? (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 19:53:47 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Colonel Northpaw suddenly begins sobbing loudly.* Oh, bother! I...always thought I'd be the first to be married, wot wot! *sob* -- Colonel Northpaw, 20:05:53 09/23/03 Tue

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• *Seline nods, and then shrugs.* Of course... I don't even know why you bother to ask... I have to love him quite a bit to deal with all this ! (NT) -- Seline (Sliteye) Vex, 18:30:15 09/24/03 Wed
  • Ending and italics font that hopefully you won't even see if this works right! -- ., 18:45:38 09/24/03 Wed
    • It didn't! Ahhh... try again... -- , 18:47:03 09/24/03 Wed

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• **Brockrose nods approvingly at the last statement and looks pointedly at Riao... (NT) -- Brockrose, 18:44:06 09/24/03 Wed

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• *A figure, cloaked in shadow, slips in silently and sits down in the darkest corner. The small ray of light that shines on the figure sparkles on two Aqua blue orbs under the hood* -- Shadowcloak, 20:42:49 09/24/03 Wed

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• *Swift sighs as he leans back on is paws and stares upward.* The reason I ask is so as it's official... And as you've still not said it, it's not official... And so, this painfully long ceremony continues. *He grunts as he lies flat on his back.* (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 22:36:16 09/24/03 Wed

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• *Ezran, self appointed odd character straightener, stalks over to the new arrival and sits down next to it. He says in a somewhat cheery tone.* Methinks 'tis most rude to barge thy way into this gathering without even hinting as to what manner of creature you be. All we may see be the astoundingly azul eyes, which oddly stand out against the dark... Blue traditionally makes habit of not showing up well in dark, but zounds! I digress. Methinks thou hidest your features because of some tragic disfiguration. Would'st I be close in mine ventures? *He looks strangely at the new arrival while toying with the claw on his arm. (NT) -- Ezran Varthia, 22:41:38 09/24/03 Wed

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• *Riao is about to shout "I now pronounce you peanut butter and jelly!" but thinks better of it and sits respectfully watching the couple* Very respectable squirrel. Respectosquiddle. Reshpeckosquiggle. (NT) -- Riao Respectfulflash, 06:28:35 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Has a coughing fit, although it's hard to tell if it's coughing or laughing.* (NT) -- Elmflower, 15:12:18 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Seline turns bright red with anger, and she screams loud enough to burst some eardrums.* I DO! (NT) -- Seline (Sliteye) Vex, 16:16:30 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Swift chuckles.* That's it, love. Well, now's the moment we've all been waitin' for and such.... You're now hubsand'n'wife. Kiss the bride, Mick you scurvy beast! (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 16:20:41 09/25/03 Thu

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• **Brockrose winces at the scream as Pearl momentarily plugs her ears. Letting go, she looks up and smiles, whispering** Took long enough with all of the... **cough**distactions**cough**. (NT) -- Brockrose, 17:24:49 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Mickle grins, turns towards Slitty, and mutters.* this is my favorite part...*He kisses Slitty, stiffling any reply she might have had to his comment.* -- Mickle Swiftstrike the married man, 18:05:17 09/25/03 Thu

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• *The creature shakes its head and nods to Mickle* I'm a close friend of his. He invited me to the wedding, so I came. I'm afraid I missed a lot, though.............I was plannin' teh join theh Abbey as a defender. That's why I do not reveal who I am, just yet. I'm also a friend of the great lump of an otter over there.....*It giggles at Swift* -- Shadowcloak (I am a friend of Swift's!), 18:06:01 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Reed sneaks back in through the window, and returns to his prevous seat, raises one fist into the air and yells* Huzzah!!! -- Reed Streamline, 19:06:33 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Seph stands up and raises his fists in the air*Im with Redd, HUZZAH! (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 19:24:08 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Unami runs up to Mickle and grips him into as tight of a hug as he can (which, sadly, isn't very impressive). * Congrats, matey! now, you won't have as much time to play with me, anymore... -- Unami, 20:19:48 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Swift rizes and strolls past the two ferrets to Sephiroth.* You first, cully. You ain't comin' into my territory widout apologizin' to me. I was general when you did all that. You apologized to Lauren and Tangle, but not me. If you just gimme an apology, we'll be mates. If not, I'll ban you from Lakewood forever. Savvy? (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail, 20:32:45 09/25/03 Thu

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• *Kenshin sits back, seemingly relaxed, although his hand strays towards his sword as he eavesdrops on Swift and Seph's conversation.* -- Kenshin, 21:14:41 09/25/03 Thu

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• **Now that the ceremony is done, Brockrose and Pearl sneak up to Mickle and Seline, handing them a box, wrapped in blue paper and tied with a red bow** PEARL: Here you go for a wedding gift, I'd give it to you a bit after now, but I'm not sure if anything is going to happen... so better be safe than sorry, eh? ((OOC- I'm not going to tell you have is in the box IC, but so you know what's inside when you open it: a set of silver spoons, forks, and knives, enough for a proper fancy-ish setting for two... Don't ask. I'm in a spoony mood.)) (NT) -- Pearl and Brockrose, 06:09:33 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Riao dashes up to Mickle and Seline panting* Hello there *pant pant* Here's a present! Congratulationfulness! *He hands them a smooth stone that reads "Mickle and Seline Swiftpaw, united in frequently disrupted but still holy matrimony on this day"* How do ya like it! *Walks off muttering* I can't have Brockrose outdoing me, now c'n I? (NT) -- Riao the Reshpeckosquiggle, 12:57:19 09/26/03 Fri
  • **Eyes Riao and turns bright red. It is hard to determine whether she is trying to keep in a growl or a howl of laughter** (NT) -- Brockrose, 13:13:39 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Beletrand walks over to Riao.* Hmm... You seem to be h'almost stealin' yoah mannerisms from h'a lovely mouse chappess h'I know. Tell me, h'ah you h'a fan h'of h'one Thistle Willowsong Longfaith? You seem to be stealing hah speech pattahns h'and such, wot. (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 13:48:18 09/26/03 Fri

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• **Brockrose grins.** Riao? I believe he has always been like this. D'you know, we were once nemesises, because we both excercized out vocabularies to the fullest of our extent to insult each other. That lead to a big fight we never finished, and tour now great friendship. Heh, and the fulness? He does that all the time. Huh, but watch out, he has a habit of mutilating otherbeats's names horribly...NT) -- Brockrose Redstripe, Riao's Once-Nemesis and now Friend, And She who keeps him from disturbing weddings terribly..., 14:26:59 09/26/03 Fri
  • -- , 15:14:13 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Reed stops midsentence and looks at Seph, and growls out* its Reed..*he goes back to grinning hops up and presses the key into Mickles paws* Go'h' outside, yer'll find a'h' noice sailin ship, smallish but good enough fer youse two *he revels his teeth with the next grin larger then ever* -- Reed Streamline, 14:33:44 09/26/03 Fri

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• Ok matey,*Takes a deep breath*Im sorry Swiftstream. (NT) -- Sephiroth Masamune, 15:34:15 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Gapes at Sephiroth in open astonishment* I never thought I'd live to hear that. (NT) -- Elmflower, 15:57:37 09/26/03 Fri
  • *Rudd tries his best to look prim and proper and sophisticated as he hands Mickle the mushroom and posies.* Tradition in far off lands you know.... mushroom's for a mushy, lovey dovey time, and uhhhhh.... the posies are for good smell. *He coughs importantly* Well, must be off then... got a salad bar to pirate.... *He runs off eagerly with Fik towards the food.* (NT) -- Rudd, 16:31:14 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Swift pats Sephiroth's shoulder.* There mate, wadn't that hard. *He strolls past the badger and grins at Ezran.* Keepin this shadowy character company? *Ezran smiles lightly.* Indeed yes, master Brooktail. This strange beast seems to be posessed of the idea that they know you. *Swift nods.* Well, I do know many unsavory types... But I only know a couple of beasts that would take this sort of dark, mysterious entrance. It's gotta be either Rose or Freesia. (NT) -- Swiftstream Brooktail and Ezran Varthia, 16:34:19 09/26/03 Fri

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• H'Indeed, that may be the case, Madam Crimson Bonce, howevah, young Thistle had been making h'use h'of the suffix "fulness" h'and been doing said things well befoah Riao. H'It just seems h'odd that Riao has chosen to steal these bahavioural pattahns, wotwotwot. (NT) -- "Colonel" Beletrand Bogglescut Witfoorish Mortinga Redastan Bathalmus Contingus Delemeter Broadpaw Buggletrop Sassafrass Jobingrand the III, 16:44:01 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Kenshin gets up with a sigh, then walks towards Mickle and Slitty, tosses them a small package, then walks out of the room, muttering something about being bored.* -- Kenshin, 17:03:56 09/26/03 Fri
  • OH NO!!! *Kenshin swings his sword about frantically.* DIE YOU EVIL FONT!!! -- Kenshin, 17:05:38 09/26/03 Fri

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• **Brockrose grins** Don't get your ears in a knot, now, won't do. I know Thistle had been using them longer, Swifttree gave him permission to use Sphinxfulness, and he goes crazy from there... (NT) -- Madam Crimson Bonce. Riao, don't you even think about it... You know what I mean..., 18:46:29 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Mickle grins as he recieves each gift.* Thankee much, everyone! -- Mickle, 20:29:20 09/26/03 Fri

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• *Ezran nods at Swift and walks over to Mickle and Sliteye. He reaches into his small pouch, and with a look of deep regret in his eyes, he pulls out two silver chains. WIth a sigh, he hands them over.* Finely wrought silver is what makes up these lovely chain necklaces. My heart weeps to part with such beauty, but ettiquette dictates that I give gifts. It is in mine heart the wish that you both stay united for long seasons to come. (NT) -- Ezran Varthia, 11:43:12 09/27/03 Sat

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• ((INSIDE)) OOC: I'm just talking as I would in real life, I am very odd and talkative. So none of this is made up or stolen mannerisms, my character reflects me. -- Riao Swordflash the Reshpeckosquiggle, 12:22:52 09/27/03 Sat
  • **Brockrose glares down at him** Don't you bonk me on the head, you little feind! Or we WILL be nemesis again! **Picks him up and cuffs his ear, marching him over to the door and sitting him forcefully down in a chair by it.** Can you just sit there without causing trouble?! And please don't try exercising your immense vocabulary, or I will retaliate! Beware... **Growl** (NT) -- Brockrose, 12:31:20 09/27/03 Sat

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• **Grins** I have only one thing to say. YOU SPELLED FIEND WRONG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (NT) -- Riao I'mDiggingMyOwnGraveFlash, 12:36:35 09/27/03 Sat

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• **Brockrose cuffs his ear harde and whispers in a low growl** Yes you are digging your own grave... I would keep your mouth shut from now on. But seeing as I don't want to risk having to blow my rage on your limbs, I'll do it for you.** Duct tapes his mouth shut and sighs, satisfied with her work... for the moment...** OOC- It was an honest typo, I was going fast to meet you back at my site. (NT) -- Brockrose I'mWarningYouRiaoStripe, 12:42:08 09/27/03 Sat

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• *Riao manages* Mm-hmm! (NT) -- Riao, 12:49:29 09/27/03 Sat
  • *Fik struggles to pile as much food as possible onto the tiny provided plates, but keeps spilling. He stares at the cart for a moment then whisperes in Rudd's ear. Moments later they're wheeling the cart off to a secret hiding place at great speeds.* You guys can keep that other cart for a while! *He points at the cart they left behind* Then we'll be back! (NT) -- Fik and a non-speaking role by Rudd, 14:30:16 09/27/03 Sat