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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 11, 08:28:42pm CST
Author: Bob
Author Host/IP: 216-166-202-63.dialup.dixnil.grics.net / 216.166.202.63
Subject: LIITTLE DAVIE

LITTLE DAVIE...


A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!"
After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Davie?"
"No, ma'am , but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

****
Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her
face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the
cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
****
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students
might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas
season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that
the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc.
So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."

Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know!
He's in our Bathroom!"

The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds Finally,
he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he knew this.
Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the
bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!"

****

The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4 and 5 and 58?"
Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

****
Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
the 10 most wanted criminals.

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the
photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman "The detectives want very badly to capture
him."

Little Davie ;asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

****

Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Davie asked, "Dad,
why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure
that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Little Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the Milkman wants to
buy Mom..."

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