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Date Posted: Fri, Sep 01, 06:47:36pm CST
Author: REX B
Author Host/IP: cache-rtc-ad03.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.100.197
Subject: Re: LIITTLE DAVIE
In reply to: Bob 's message, "LIITTLE DAVIE" on Fri, Aug 11, 08:28:42pm CST

>LITTLE DAVIE...
>
>
>A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
>courses. She
>started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks
>they're stupid, stand
>up!"
>After a few seconds, Little Davie stood up.
>The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
>Davie?"
>"No, ma'am , but I hate to see you standing there all
>by yourself!"
>
>****
>Little Davie watched, fascinated, as his mother
>smoothed cold cream on her
>face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked.
>"To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then
>began removing the
>cream with a tissue.
>"What's the matter?" asked Little Davie. "Giving up?"
>****
>A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned
>that his students
>might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because
>of the Christmas
>season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure
>they understood that
>the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He
>grew up, etc.
>So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
>
>Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
>
>Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
>
>Little Davie, waving his hand furiously, blurted out,
>"I know! I know!
>He's in our Bathroom!"
>
>The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very
>long seconds Finally,
>he gathered his wits and asked Little Davie how he
>knew this.
>Little Davie said, "Well... every morning, my father
>gets up, bangs on the
>bathroom door, and yells, "Jesus Christ, are you still
>in there?!"
>
>****
>
>The math teacher saw that little Davie wasn't paying
>attention in class.
>She called on him and said, "Davie! What are 2 and 4
>and 5 and 58?"
>Little Davie quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
>Cartoon Network!"
>
>****
>Little Davie's kindergarten class was on a field trip
>to their local
>police station where they saw pictures tacked to a
>bulletin board of
>the 10 most wanted criminals.
>
>One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked
>if it really was the
>photo of a wanted person.
>
>"Yes," said the policeman "The detectives want very
>badly to capture
>him."
>
>Little Davie ;asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
>you took his picture?"
>
> ****
>
>Little Davie attended a horse auction with his father.
>He watched as his
>father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
>and down the
>horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes,
>Davie asked, "Dad,
>why are you doing that?"
>His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I
>have to make sure
>that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
>
>Little Davie, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
>Milkman wants to
>buy Mom..."
Iwould appreciate it if people would not use my Lord,s name, in vain. and I,m sure most others feel the same. No humor in your trash. Rex

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