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Subject: Re: Another Joke


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Joker
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Date Posted: Thursday, October 19, 08:50:52am
In reply to: Stir Master 's message, "Re: Another Joke" on Saturday, October 14, 12:04:21pm
 A Sunday school teacher was teaching Sunday school. Her question to her class was, "Which body part do you think is the first to make it into to Heaven?". A little girl on the front row raised her hand and said, "Your head?". The teacher asked why and the girl said, "Heaven is up and your head is the highest part of your body, so your head would be the first body part to get to Heaven." The teacher said "Very good. Does anyone think different?" A little boy next to her raised his hand and said "Your heart is the first thing to get there." The teacher asked why and the boy said "Your heart and soul are the first thing to go and your heart is the body part, so it's the first to get there." The teacher said "Very good. Does anyone have another answer?" A little boy in the back raised his hand and said "Your feet.". The teacher asked why and the boy said " The other day I walked into my parents bedroom and Mama was lying on the bed with her feet sticking straight up in the air saying "Oh Lord, I'm coming." I believe she would have went too if Daddy wouldn't have been holding her down."


Lord, I apologize. And be with the starving pigmies in New Ginea.
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Re: Another JokeStir MasterFriday, October 20, 11:33:13am

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