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Subject: Re: Where is everybody?


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Joker
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Date Posted: Monday, April 09, 06:53:01am
In reply to: Stir Master 's message, "Re: Where is everybody?" on Tuesday, April 03, 12:28:13pm

A teacher in a one-room schoolhouse arrives one morning to find a nice
red apple on her desk with a tag tied to it saying T.O.T. Knowing that
she had some not-so-nice pranksters in her class, she cautiously asked "Can someone explain what T.O.T. means?" Mary in the front row raised her hand to explain it means "To Our Teacher."

The next morning the teacher finds a bigger and prettier apple than the day before. This time there is a tag with T.O.T.W.L. written on it. She asks for an explanation for this note and little Johnny waves his hand
to explain "That means "To Our Teacher With Love".

The next morning she arrives to find a great big watermelon sitting on her desk with a tag saying "F.U.C.K." Her jaw drops and she screams "Who can explain this?"

Little Buckwheat in the back row raises his hand and says, that means "From Us Colored Kids"

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