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Subject: Re: Where is everybody?


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Joker
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Date Posted: Monday, April 09, 09:28:32am
In reply to: Joker 's message, "Re: Where is everybody?" on Monday, April 09, 06:53:01am

Just read this in an email. Thought it was cute.
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
>(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!)
>
># 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
># 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
># 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
># 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same
>time.
># 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
># 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
># 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
># 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
># 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &run.
>
>AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS
>CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
>
>#1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
>

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