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Subject: Re: Let's keep it in the MST, it adds to the fun ;D


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Rath
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Date Posted: 15:25:12 02/13/06 Mon
In reply to: Stormtracer 's message, "Let's keep it in the MST, it adds to the fun ;D" on 20:19:53 02/10/06 Fri

A rimshot is the mini-drumroll-and-cymbal-crash that accompanies the punchline of a joke.

Songs That Were Written for the Teen Titans

Stormtracer: *confused* Wha...?
Rath: *headdesks* Alright, this has gone from stupid to downright asinine. How much more of this is there?
Stormtracer: *miserably* We haven't even scratched the surface...

Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson: Raven after Malchior
Because of You by Kelly Clarkson: Raven
Where is Your Heart by Kelly Clarkson: Robin and Star
You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson: Robin and Star
I Hate Myself for


Stormtracer:-MSTing this. *rimshot*

Losing You by Kelly Clarkson: Raven

Rath: And I hate myself for letting you live, Narnia-chicko. *pulls out her stabbin' knife*
Boromir: No homicide until after the MST, Rath.
Rath: Bugger. >.>

Hear Me by Kelly Clarkson: Raven
Beautiful Disaster by Kelly Clarkson: Star


Stormtracer: That's an oxymoron.
Rath: *snerk*

Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton: BB and Raven
Just The Girl by The Click 5: (BB and Raven)
Be My Escape


Stormtracer: If only...

by Relient K: Robin and Star
Who I am Hates Who I’ve Been by Relient K: Robin
Maintain Consciousness by Relient K: BB
My Girl’s Ex-Boyfriend by Relient K: BB and Raven
On the Way Down by Ryan Cabrera: Robin and Star
True by Ryan Cabrera: Robin and Star
My Immortal by Evanescence: BB
Bring Me to Life by Evanescence: BB and Raven
Everybody’s Fool by Evanescence: Raven
Cold by Crossfade: Robin (A Big Thank You to Blonde and Luvin' It. I can't believe I forgot this!)


Rath: Obviously you have to believe it, since it actually happened. Oh, wait, you live in your own little Mary-Sue drenched fairy-world; delusion is a part of everyday life for you. Never mind.
Stormtracer: *to High Queen of Narnia* I wish you had forgotten it- would've made it easier for us.

Let Me Go by 3 Doors Down: Robin and Star
My Alien by Simple Plan: Robin and Star...except of course Star doesn't have four legs
That’s all I can think of for now…


Rath: Thank Eru for small favours...
Stormtracer: More like 'thank Eru for extremely large
favors'!

The Simple Brilliance That Is...Er...Mary-Sue Bashing

Rath: Wait, wait, wait. This insane Suethor is actually quoting a Mary-Sue bashing fic?
Boromir: If I wasn't seeing it, I wouldn't believe it.
Stormtracer: *grins* Irony rocks.

“PETER PEVENSIE!”

Said boy looked like a deer caught in the proverbial


Stormtracer: Meat grinder!
Rath: *snicker*

headlights. “Y-yes, Aslan?”

“I have been gone from Narnia naught a year, only to discover the High King desperately in love with a witch!” roared the lion, and the whole room shook with the force of it.

“I-I can’t help it sir…she’s so beautiful, and-"

“SILENCE!” He bellowed. Peter shut up, sufficiently cowed.


Stormtracer: This sounds familiar...

“I can see of only one way to dispel this problem.” Aslan growled, glaring at the cowering figure of ‘Dawn Ebonylocks’, who promptly squeaked and dived under the bedcovers.

Stormtracer: O.O No, it can't be!

“Aslan, are you…going to maul me?” Peter squeaked.

Aslan did not look away from the shivering bundle of blankets. “No,” he said quite calmly. “I am going to maul the Mary-Sue.”

From "This Lion's Had It" by Stormtracer


Rath: *gape* Um, Stormtracer...? Your name is in this Suethor bio...
Stormtracer: *foaming at mouth* SHE PUT MY STORY ON HER BIO WITHOUT ASKING MY PERMISSION, LINKING TO THE ORIGINAL STORY OR EVEN LEAVING A REVIEW!
All: *back away from Stormtracer*
Rath: Fire in the hole! *dives under her chair*

104 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

Rath: *still under her chair* Waitaminute. This list is copyrighted; we can't MST it.
Stormtracer: *put out* Darn.
Boromir: *from under his chair* So skip ahead.
Rath: *gets the remote, skips to next section*

103 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

Rath: More copyrighted stuff! She nicked this whole section from MuggleNet!
Boromir: *scans ahead* The next six section are quotes from the Harry Potter books...
Rael: *in a rare bout of in-characterness* Dear Eru.
Rath: Bah! *presses "Scene Skip" repeatedly on the remote*

Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

Rath: *mutters* She spelt "sorcerer" wrong...

Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Funny Quotes from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Funny Excerpts from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince


Rath: That should be the last of them...

Quotable Quotes

Rath: Dang it! Are they all from something copyrighted? Please say they are, it would save us so many brain cells...
Boromir: *checks* Some of them are. There are a lot from her and her friends, though.
Rath: Cool, we'll mutilate those, then. *presses the "fast forward" button*

*words buzz past*

Rath: Hm. Apparently, she's only seen the movie of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. This explains a lot.

"Bruce Wayne is NOT Superman. He is NOT Batman. He is a dignified wagon maker."

~Me (Me and simplegrl007 had this book of names and what they mean and yeah...you get the picture.)


Rath: Clicky-clicky! *clicks the shutter on an imaginary camera*

"Argentina!"

~Me

"Pocky!"

~Me

"Duckie!"

~Me


Rath: *shakes head* I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day...

Me: #Dancing around kitchen for no apparent reason, although "My Humps"

Rath: AKA, the stupidest song ever.

by The Black-Eyed Peas is stuck in my head#
My brother Richie: What are you doing?

Me: I have no idea. When I figure it out, I'll get back to you.

~Me and Richie

Katie: I'm trilingual. I took German in fourth grade.

Sarah: How do you take Germany in fourth grade?

Me: Germany? #Snickers#

~Me, Katie and Sarah

"Bisketball!"

~My friend Kourtney (Believe me, you don't want to know)

"Yes, it wasn't."

~My friend Kourtney (Again, you don't want to know)

"Rainbows are delightful."

~My friend Kourtney


Rath: Ah, so her friends are idiots too. That also explains a lot.

"Your kitchen."

~My friend Kazandra (Said like Cassandra)


Rath: *squints at the name* That's...painful to look at... >.<

"Your greasy old granny."

~My friend Kazandra

"Old crusty panties."

~My friend Kazandra

"I'm a homie-g!"


Rath: No, you're an idiot; I told you that already.

~My friend Kazandra

"Your giraffe."

~My friend Kazandra

"Toothpaste!"

~My friend Kazandra

"Orange!"

~My friend Kazandra

"Buttered toast!"

~My friend L-mo

"It's a magic door."

~This kid in my first period named Logan

"Little squiggles are kind of exciting"

~Mr. P, my math substitute


Rath: Even her teachers say stupid things! Where is this world coming to? *headdesk*

"You're going to hurt yourself you idiot."

~My Dad


Rath: At last, something intelligent!


Ta-da!

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