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Subject: *Swift sits, staring up at the head of the hall, waiting for food, when he feels something wet hit his paw. He looks back to see the snarling otter no longer snarling, but looking glassy eyed at him and drooling freely. As another drop hits Swifts arm, he scoots himself a bit away, grabs Fik, and puts the small shrew next to the otter, mumbling.* All over my effects... How about a bit of politeness for a change... Here you are, Fik matey; hope you don't mind bein' wet. *Looking over Fik at the mystery otter, he asks.* What's your name, lad? *The slack jawed formerly snarling otter replies.* Gizzzsh... Brawfallackackacka... Gizzzsh... *Swift blinks.* Right, Gizzzsh, s'a pleasure! *Widening his eyes a bit, he turns to look back up to the head of the hall, secretly wondering how he, Captain of the crew, ended up in the back with an insane otter and angry shrew all alone, when he should've been surrounded by lovely ottermaids.*

Author: Swift, a bit of Fik, and Gizzzsh

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 13:26:46 10/15/03 Wed In reply to: Sea Otter Who Hasn't Mentioned His Name Yet 's message, "* A large sea otter sticks his head through the bushes with a very puzzeled look on his face.*" on 10:53:17 10/05/03 Sun [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject	Author	Date
(inside!)	Thistle the Odd	15:44:46 10/15/03 Wed
(inside, cursed maximum of 1000 letters, I only had 1041! I know that's still over the limit but I need to gripe about something)	Rudd, two rude otters, and two hedgehogs	16:33:00 10/15/03 Wed
*Gizzzsh is looking at Swift and licking his lips. He hops up, runs around on all fours, panting and rambling, and ends up biting into Swift's leg. The large otter yells in alarm as he grabs the nearest item: a chair, and bashes it over the berserk otter. Gizzzsh retains his hold on Swift's leg as the Captain yells aloud in alarm.* SOMEBEAST GET 'IM OFF A LAD!!!! WHAT'S HE DO, SHARPEN 'IS BLOODY TEETH! *Following is a stream of language that shant be repeated here, for it could curdle milk with it's vileness.* (NT) -- Gizzzsh and Swift, 17:38:02 10/15/03 Wed