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Subject: (inside!)


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Thistle the Odd
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Date Posted: 15:44:46 10/15/03 Wed
In reply to: Sea Otter Who Hasn't Mentioned His Name Yet 's message, "* A large sea otter sticks his head through the bushes with a very puzzeled look on his face.*" on 10:53:17 10/05/03 Sun

*Thistle finds herself seated next to a bunch of rowdy, not-so-bright looking otters. Kind of like jocks (cackle). She casts an intelligent purple eye over them and grins. New pupils!* Ahem, excuse me, sirs? And madame *she adds, seeing a female with a male otter in a headlock* Yes, anyways, I realize that my apparent vertically challenged-ness might make some of you wonder whether I am capable of communing with such gigantormus beasts as yourselves. Otters: *blank looks* Thistle: Well, I am an accomplished swordsmistress! *the otters burst out into laughter, jostling one another and chuckling to themselves* IT'S TRUE! *Thistle slams a paw down on the table.* If this is the only way I can be accepted by you all, then so be it. Apparently, my erudite ways are not impressive to such sarcous and sinewy sea otters such as yourselves. *draws her semi-beat-up-amythest-pommelstoned sword, and she proceeds to twirl it in the air. Quick as a flash, the two otters seated next to her are removed of their whiskers. The mousemaid smiles smugly* I rest my case. Or rather, I'll just put it to sleep in a nice bed...say, do you have any?...etc.

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(inside, cursed maximum of 1000 letters, I only had 1041! I know that's still over the limit but I need to gripe about something)Rudd, two rude otters, and two hedgehogs16:33:00 10/15/03 Wed


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