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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 05, 09:23:29pm
Author: souphead
Subject: I saved the day again!!!
In reply to: Slurp!!! 's message, "canola oil..." on Fri, Aug 05, 07:17:14pm

what really happened....

souphead, knowing Slurps penchant for grilled cheese sammys, leaves Slurp to his own writhe on HQ's floor. Souphead would never go near a rather large man in a tiny wetsuit. the only way to get him out is use his greatest ally, his hunger.
Smelling the fresh bread (that Souphead just whipped up in a matter of seconds, ancient breaders secret) and the cheese, a mixture of bocconcini and edam and havarti (the "trinity of cheese") Slurp's senses override his failing body and mind...ok, his mind has always failed him, just his body's survival instincts kick in. His stomach spasms and contorts. It must have the grilled cheese. It pokes a hole in the wet suit! Is there no material made, including kevlar, that can stop his stomach? no...not even adamantium...That one issue of Wolverine vs. the jungle, shows Wolverines only defeat.

souphead arrives at the door to see Slurp in a new uniform consisting of underoos and an umbrella.

Slurp has freed himself, Souphead has saved the day.

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