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Date Posted: 12/30/04 8:38pm
Author: headless horseman
Subject: Re: (Treat) Christmas Hoedown Transcripts
In reply to: Ned Farley 's message, "(Treat) Christmas Hoedown Transcripts" on 12/23/04 10:18pm

>Since it's Christmas Eve, I figured I'll post the two
>trancripts from the two Christmas Hoedowns on WL/DL.
>You be the judge which one was better :)
>
>(Season 6, 1994 season)
>UK
>Steve Frost:Well I love Christmas, I wish it was every
>day.
>I love Christmas, do ya hear what I say?(giggles)
>Sometimes I go up and sometimes I go down
>Did you know there was a man called Coco the Clown?
>
>Colin:(makes a nervous gasping noise)I love my
>Christmas, I love it every year
>'Cause I shove food in my mouth, I grin ear to ear
>My cholesterol is high-ahhh(faints) [Steve Frost and
>Tony crack up, Ryan stays in character]
>
>Ryan:I really love Christmas, it's better than the rest
>When it comes to holidays you know it is the best.
>I like to celebrate I guess I know how it goes (Tony
>giggles)
>That's why I prefer to sleep with a reindeer with a
>red nose.
>
>Tony:I love Father Christmas, you know he's a hell of
>a man.
>I try to see him once a year, as often as I can
>When he comes I do all the locks.
>And he comes down the chimney and he fills up my socks!
>
>All:He fills up my socks!
>
>(Season 12, 1999-2000 season)
>
>Brad:I look forward to Christmas each and everyday
>But this year I got no presents and I don't know what
>to say.
>I guess that old Santa Claus was nothing but a liar
>And there was a funny smell when I lit the fire
>
>Drew:Christmas is a holiday that I really hate
>There's nothing about it to which I can relate
>So every December 25th I kick off my shoes.
>And go down to the deli and hang out with the Jews.
>
>Colin: Up in the North Pole, the elves all went on
>strike.
>Santa didn't care he said "Go on, take a hike!"
>Things were horrible that Christmas, it all just
>turned to poo.
>As Shakespeare said "Remember to thyne own elf be
>true".
>
>Ryan:I love when Santa goes delivers all the toys.
>I love to see the smiles on all the girls and boys.
>It really is a holiday, a time to pause.
>Every Christmas Eve you'll find me (censored)
>(censored) (censored) [Porking Mrs. Claus].
>
>All:Porking Mrs. Claus!
>
>Happy holidays!
>
>-Ned Farley

funny.

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