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Subject: Re: The Softer Side of Pears

Author:
Breezy

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Date Posted: 10:38:31 08/09/03 Sat
In reply to: Brenda A. 's message, "Re: The Softer Side of Pears" on 14:04:56 08/08/03 Fri

>>Marigold,
>> Sorry about the holes on the green, was trying to
>>dispose of a present of green socks with yellow
>>smilies on them. After using them for several weeks,
>>without washing, on a walking tour, the socks that is,
>>the above items would not stay below ground.
>>
>> Threw them in the Solent, could have created an
>>ecological crisis.
>
>I'm confused about this and would like to hear more
>about your walking tour but I think I have heard
>enough about your socks which sound like a birthday
>present from some old aunt trying to be 'hip'.

Hello Beral,

The walking tour, sad to say, was a disaster, conceived to collect new recipes for a cookery book.

I assumed that back pack and walking boots would create a look of innocence suitable to infiltrate the village and market town tea rooms, where , after consuming a small quantity of a cream tea, I could enquire, casually like, if anyone had any good recipes for pancakes and their filling or novelty rice puddings.

Alas, most of the tea rooms had gone, replaced by internet cafes, tanning parlours or fast food outlets. What few remained was occupied by old dears discussing the advantages and disadvantages of H.R.T. and did attempting to have an orgasm at eighty improve ones quality of life.

Disillusioned and with the onset of dull and rainy weather, I must have wandered and found myself around the Portsmouth area, although I had originally only intended to tour Wiltshire.

I am only assuming it was Pear Tree Green where I tried to intern my socks, based upon Maragolds description. There were a few other highlights to the journey which I could narrate if the opportunity arises.

With best regards. Breezy.

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: The Softer Side of Pears	Brenda	00:52:26 08/10/03 Sun
Re: The Softer Side of Pears -- Maragold, 17:47:28 08/10/03 Sun Re: The Softer Side of Pears -- Breezy, 00:32:55 08/11/03 Mon