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Date Posted: 06:27:13 07/29/16 Fri
Author: The Frog in the Kilt
Subject: Re: PAY US! Or we'll go under!
In reply to: Loyal Order Of The Bow Tie 's message, "PAY US! Or we'll go under!" on 20:14:26 07/28/16 Thu

Yes! Of course the point is to sell you advertising inserts! For $2!! And those bonus editions will be printed in the days before delivery, and therefore will be very short on any actual news.
Haven't the Block Twins already taught us we can do without One of America's Increasingly Irrelelvant Newspapers on holidays? Or, at least, that the miserable Tribune-Review is a completely adequate substitute?
I'm afraid your suggestion to relocate their product would fail, based on their confusion with a hole in the ground, not to mention their being unable to distinguish it from shinola in the first place.

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[> [> [> Re: PAY US! Or we'll go under! -- Last-Page Pittsburgh, 19:01:13 07/29/16 Fri [1]

Maybe JR Block can endear himself by donning the guise of his doppelganger Stephen Colbert. He can do TV and print ads claiming he's Colbert's Second Cousin, maybe add a spinning bowtie to make himself seem strange enough. He could offer his BS deals to subscribers and people would just laugh and consider the source. Of course, most readers do that now.

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