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Subject: story time... Author: Jay "Lord of the dance" A. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 06/24/04 1:20am okay..i have nothing else to do..but if you all get into this, it turns out pretty fun....rules are simple..we are going to write a story. You all add five words at a time...copy the words from the previous poster and then paste them onto your own post with your added five words..okay..have fun. i'll start the story..someone add five words (ONLY).. One day, Brett went to [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/24/04 8:05am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster. He

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Shawna [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/24/04 9:40am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster. He poked it in the eye.

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "Ellen Ripley" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/25/04 2:42am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster. He poked it in the eye. BJ showed up and said

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/25/04 7:12am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster. He poked it in the eye. BJ showed up and said, "BJ LIKE FOOD!", rolling towards

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: guest [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/25/04 10:50am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster. He poked it in the eye. BJ showed up and said, "BJ LIKE FOOD!", rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Mikey [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/25/04 11:31am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME!

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/25/04 11:55pm ya'll are weird...

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "prices and participation may vary" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/26/04 1:19am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me"

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Mike R. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/26/04 1:42am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "the razor" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/26/04 1:55am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp"..

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/26/04 11:40am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship...

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: person [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/27/04 12:32pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he...

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/27/04 9:26pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose...

[> [> [> Subject: (just a side note) Author: brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/27/04 9:29pm C'mon you guys! This post is just ready to pass all that dreck everyone has been shooting at each other about charlie! We can do it! Surpass the negativity!

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: guest [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/28/04 12:25pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/28/04 2:12pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose!

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "saucey...like spaghetti" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/29/04 2:22am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: BrEtT <--- Ha! I'm asian... oh wait... a-z-n! [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/29/04 8:07am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle,

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/30/04 1:39am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist.

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Chuck [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/30/04 9:23am THE END

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "thanks for the EP it sounds good" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/30/04 2:06am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN)..

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Kimmy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 06/30/04 5:46pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "i have crabs" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 1/04 12:07am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Chuck [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 1/04 10:59am END OF STORY

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: kim [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 1/04 11:27am hey!!! that's less than 5 words... party pooper!

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 1/04 4:16pm that's more than five words... One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian.

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Dave "Someone is taking my thunder" McMillan [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 1/04 6:00pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his...

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 2/04 2:12am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be...

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 3/04 3:05pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: kimmeh [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 3/04 3:07pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 3/04 3:19pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster.

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 4/04 1:54pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 5/04 1:40am wait..? so that's the end?

[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 5/04 3:08am It's never the end. That's the beauty of this post. It's meant to carry on forever. Everyone has their won writing style, and everyone has their own spin on the situation. Like, if Dave and Nate read this, they're going to write something gross and awful about BJ or someone. It's about passing the torch. :)

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Dave "Short for DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEE" McMillan [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 5/04 1:09pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. Brian was holding the camera

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "THEYRE TWINSSS" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 8/04 7:39am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: kimberly [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/ 9/04 4:09pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. The poor mongoose just looked

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/12/04 6:44am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it."

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Dave "Jay is such a biter!!" McMillan [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/14/04 6:04pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...."

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Kim [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/14/04 7:05pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "who's chuck?" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/16/04 12:17am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD"

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/16/04 6:38am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brettanananalooski [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/17/04 9:51am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won.

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: kim [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/17/04 6:12pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/17/04 6:13pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first.

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/18/04 8:48am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to...

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/18/04 8:51am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to...

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/18/04 3:45pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that...

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: that one chick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/18/04 4:39pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/19/04 10:17pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him.

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "Chocolate Jungle Thunder" A.. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 1:23am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 1:41am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned...,

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: the crazy one [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 9:52am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 11:34am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "why do canadians have to pay more for stuff" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/22/04 11:56pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/26/04 10:07am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with..

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/26/04 10:48am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys.

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/26/04 11:24am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys. Michael Jackson was there also.

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/30/04 9:08pm One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys. Michael Jackson was there also. He was holding a very..

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Ivy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08/ 7/04 10:43pm wow.. I'm hated. *pouts*

[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "someone make an ending" A. [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08/11/04 2:48am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys. Michael Jackson was there also. He was holding a very powerful laxative that is used..

[> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: kimmy [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08/21/04 10:17am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys. Michael Jackson was there also. He was holding a very powerful laxative that is used for people who ate Brett's

[> [> [> Subject: Re: story time... Author: Brett [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08/23/04 8:08am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned, he wondered if Nate was as well endowed as bubba. Surely enough, Nate was busy doing god knows what with a marmot and eight schoolboys. Michael Jackson was there also. He was holding a very powerful laxative that is used for people who ate Brett's special dog-flavored ice cream.