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Subject: Re: story time... Author: Jay "Chocolate Jungle Thunder" A.. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 1:23am In reply to: Jay "Lord of the dance" A. 's message, "story time..." on 06/24/04 1:20am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: Re: story time... Author: brian [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 07/20/04 1:41am One day, Brett went to beat up a hamster.He poked it in the eye.BJ showed up and said "BJ LIKE FOOD!",rolling towards the "ham"ster, with his eyes poping out saying FOOD ME! Then he realized "food me" was gramaticly incorrect and said "i'll give jay my amp", then shrugged, flying his spaceship over to Mars. There he searched for the Golden Mongoose, found it, ate it, then he transformed into a mongoose! BJ, upon returning, gave jay a bite on his ankle, and jay became a guitarist...a robot guitarist (DUN DUN).. Then Brett challenges Jay to a healthy game of Pong..Jay lost cause he's asian, and had to wash his dog: turned out to be Dave incognito. The dog ran to lick Nate on his delectibly delicious petrified man rooster, a mission happily completed. Gross. "Brian was holding the camera," said Nate during the trial. "The poor mongoose just looked utterly sexy - couldn't help it, he was in Brians pants...." "I'M GAY!", Dave suddenly screamed. "IM GAY AND IM PROUD" Then he ran over to the Olympics and hella won. Cause at the special olympics proud gays always place first. Brett then went over to the judge and discovered that he was pleasuring himself under the table. Brett killed him. Later that evening, as Brett and a large inmate spooned...,