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Date Posted: 01:54:06 06/24/03 Tue
Author: mortis
Subject: pants

that filthy salesman swore to me that i would attract more ladies, if i bought these so called "amazing trousers". but so far, nothing seems to have changed. im just as invisible as i have always been, except now im $137 poorer. my mom says that if i want to get a girl, that i should just be myself, but i dont know any girls who like a guy who enjoys watching tv all the time, and never leaving the house. i think girls are attracted to guys that are really good dancers. those guys always get the girls. nobody ever taught me how to dance. i wish that instead of buying these spinach pants, i would have just taken a couple of dance lessons. hopefully that salesman will be there tomorow, if he does not take these pants back, i will have no other option than to sleep with his mom.

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Re: pants -- the lurker, 01:56:48 06/24/03 Tue
- uhhh, nothing. the salesmans name was rick, not bob. (NT) -- mortis, 01:58:46 06/24/03 Tue
Mortis, I think you should move. You can buy good pants for twenty bucks. (NT) -- GREG, 22:29:55 07/02/03 Wed
I wear 34 inch pants. (NT) -- The Lurker, 14:09:20 07/05/03 Sat
Pants garner attention from everyone. im drtunk. good bnite peeple. (NT) -- NAT, 00:44:12 07/06/03 Sun
Re: pants -- Staletta, 10:04:29 08/15/03 Fri

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