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Date Posted: 14:43:58 04/21/08 Mon
Author: Chaz Michael Michaels
Subject: Re: Cum Drenched in Herman
In reply to: What 's message, "Re: Cum Drenched in Herman" on 09:20:10 04/21/08 Mon

Best post of 2008 so far.


>>I'd like to sit here and tell you about what a Mickey
>>Mouse operations the officials ran yesterday, but I
>>have way too much cock in my mouth to do that. (Thanks
>>to Justin M for the inspiration on that one).
>>Yesterday, at the Hermann Road Race Terry Bear,
>>Dickless Austin, Ivan the queer and I were all royally
>>hosed and covered in semen by a very poor and unjust
>>call by the officials. When I finally got
>>justification from the official for why we were Dairy
>>Queened she said that we were "busy sucking each
>>others cocks, and not sharing with any of the other
>>non-elite racers". Well the fives were totally
>>exploded and spermed out and on one decent when we
>>were doing 48 motherfucking mph a cat five did a cat
>>five swerve right in front of us and rammed his cock
>>so far up my ass I couldn't see straight. So then all
>>the fives were riding two abreast with like two feet
>>in between them so the only line we could take was to
>>cum in from the rear. When we were passing them we
>>probably got close to the yellow line and maybe even
>>rode on it a little and an official who was at least
>>400 meters behind us said we were crossing they yellow
>>line. You are allowed to do this in big time races,
>>and since team THF is semi big time, I figured we
>>could do it here. After we got stopped we were there
>>for almost 5 minutes before Justin came by slobbering
>>and drooling jizzm everywhere and at least a total of
>>eight more. We absolutely smashed that race since we
>>are cycling gods in the midwest and the official who
>>didn't even have the testicles to come up to us and at
>>least warn us that she didn't like the way we were
>>passing just called up that faggot Buddy lied to him
>>that we were drafting off the lead vehicle and taking
>>it in the ass constantly or something and he said to
>>stop us. That woman is a lesbian and should not be
>>allowed to officiate anymore.
>>
>>
>>I'm sorry to any cat fives out there, but we are way
>>better then you, you will never attain our level of
>>ultra eliteness and according to this woman official
>>we are supposed to go BETWEEN them, so now I don't see
>>a cat swerving and us clipping them at high speed and
>>sending them to the dick or ground and then the
>>hospital or worse. If one of them did crash to the
>>ground, face first in front of me, I would be forced
>>to get off my bike and mount him. So dyke official if
>>you don't like what we were doing, but we were within
>>the rules you should have come up to us and told us
>>especially for how far behind us you were before
>>ramming all of our assholes with your strap-on. To top
>>it all off we didn't advance or attack or anything.
>
>Wtf?

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