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Subject: 9X02: No Harm Done


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VKMax
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Date Posted: 18:51:19 03/13/04 Sat

SPIKE
I don’t think that’s such a good idea

BUFFY
Why not?

We hear a screeching tires as we fade in to Buffy speeding forward in her car, with Spike in the passenger seat. She slams her breaks down and crashes into a vampire as Dawn stands at the side with a family of five.

DAWN
She’s a good driver… usually

The car stops half way into the garden as Spike and Buffy jump out – another set of vampires comes from the back garden area

BUFFY
If they stood on my tomato plant I will seriously kill them twice over

Buffy grabs one of them by the collar and hurls it onto the car bonnet – slamming a stake into it as the family watch in shock

DAWN
Trick of light?

Spike smashes his fist into on of their faces before kicking them to the ground. The vampire flips back up and kicks Spike into a tree

BUFFY
Spike!

She places one hand on the roof of the car and flips over the stop of it – slamming her stake in as she lands.

Buffy runs back round the car to Spike’s side – helping him up

BUFFY
Are you okay?

SPIKE
I’ll live

She’s still holding his arm as he looks up at a vampire who’s stood on the car

BUFFY
I just got that cleaned

She tosses a stake over her shoulder and it pins him as he’s leaping through the air – Buffy and Spike slowly walk over to the family as they’re brushing the dust off of their jackets

BUFFY
Sorry about that Mrs…

MRS GREENE
Greene…what was that?

BUFFY
It was…nothing to worry about. Are you all okay?

KYE
I think we’ll live

Buffy smiles and nods before her and Spike walk off into the house. Dawn is left standing with an awkward look on her face

DAWN
Well… erm, yeah. I hope you enjoy Rovello drive – it’s a nice place
(beat)
Sometimes.

She runs in as the new neighbours stand, stunned - the /sold/ sign falls flat down.

Starring
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Nicholas Brendon
Tom Lenk
Amber Benson
James Marsters as Spike
& Alyson Hannigan as Willow

Special Guest Star
Michelle Trachtenberg

Guest Starring
Kaarina Aufranc, Callum Blue
and Mercedes McNab as Harmony Kendall

Xander and Nancy are walking down the streets of sunnydale, hand in hand – it’s an extremely sunny day.

NANCY
I still think it’s a little bad

XANDER
Just try not to look at it so much

NANCY
How can I not when it’s right in front of my face?

XANDER
So it takes a little bit of getting used too – we have to accept that Buffy’s a brunette now, you got eased into it – she used to be really blonde.

NANCY
How blonde?

XANDER
You’ve seen what’s left of my year book

NANCY
Oh, I remember! Not a great look

XANDER
She’s had better – but in fairness, her picture was taped in by all of us because she missed the actual shoot and she had just been fighting a demon with green blood.

NANCY
I’ll let it slide and…

Nancy is cut off as someone barges into her

NANCY
Watch it!

The woman stops in her tracks – she wearing gloves and a long jacket, she has a scarf on with big glasses and a giant sombrero style hat.

HARMONY
You watch it!

XANDER
Harmony?

HARMONY
Oh my god! Xander! Who’s the skank?

XANDER
She’s Nancy! I mean hey, she’s not a skank!!

HARMONY
Have you seen Buffy?

XANDER
Several times

HARMONY
Is she fat?

XANDER
No

HARMONY
Dammit! Is she still dating Spike?

NANCY
We’re a little – up in the air about that one

XANDER
How come you’re not on fire?

NANCY
Why are you so shiney?
(beat)
Xander why is your friend so shiney?

XANDER
She’s not my friend and… again I ask about the not being on fire

HARMONY
Angel!

XANDER
Angels here? Angel and Harmony? Did I die and go down a level?

HARMONY
Angel gave me this special Wolfram & Hart sun lotion – its like anti-sunlight or something, but it turns out that I’m a little allergic to it and so I went all red and puffy and then I used all this moisturiser to calm it down and now I look like a disco ball!

XANDER
More a beach ball

HARMONY
Bite me

XANDER
You bite me! No. Wait. Don’t.
(to Nancy)
She’s a vampire

NANCY
So, shouldn’t you be killing her

XANDER
She’d just pull my hair

HARMONY
You’re the hair puller

NANCY
You’re a hair puller?

CUT TO.

INT – SUNNYDALE HIGH – DAY

Buffy and Willow are sat at the lunch table as Dawn comes over with trays of food

BUFFY
Do you have like no life at all? I thought you wanted to get out of this place

DAWN
I did. I do…college hasn’t started yet

BUFFY
Where are all the cool kids hanging out?

DAWN
Hey!

BUFFY
Sorry…where are all the other non-cool kids hanging out?

DAWN
RJ’s gone to his Brothers new trailer to help him get rid of rats, Kit’s already at U.C Sunnydale and Janice lives in Nebraska

BUFFY
Such a shame that such a good influence has moved so far away

DAWN
She wasn’t too bad

WILLOW
Dawnie, she almost got you eaten

DAWN
She didn’t mean too

BUFFY
I still don’t understand why you’re going so far away

DAWN
I’m going one city over – besides, it’s not like I don’t know anyone there

WILLOW
It’s true

BUFFY
Name one person

DAWN
Angel, Wesley – their friends, Grandma Georgie, Cousin Jo, Aunt Marie and…

BUFFY
I said name one

DAWN
Buffy, I’ll be fine

BUFFY
(changing the subject)
Did you meet the new neighbours Will?

WILLOW
We got new neighbours? When?

BUFFY
Saved them from a vamp attack last night

WILLOW
Wow. I give them three weeks tops

DAWN
Make it days – they were almost shaking enough to drill a hole in the ground

BUFFY
Except for Kye

WILLOW
Who’s Kye?

DAWN
The not at all ugly twenty-something son that was giving Buffy the eye

WILLOW
Ooh – human boyfriend born within the past hundred years, always good
(off looks)
Until their crazy Frankenstein adopted brother tries to kill you.

END OF PART ONE

EXT – BUFFYS GARDEN – DAY

XANDER
You can’t come in

HARMONY
Why not?

XANDER
Because it’s not my place to invite you, I don’t live here!

HARMONY
What kind of a crappy made up rule is that?

XANDER
How stupid are you?

Xander shuts the door in her face – she turns around to see the new neighbours looking over the fence

INT – NEIGHBOURS GARDEN – DAY

MRS GREENE
There’s a strange girl outside the neighbours house

MR GREENE
Are you sure it isn’t one of the ones that live there?

MRS GREENE
No she’s…hiding her face

KYE
Mum, stop staring at the neighbours

Kye looks over the fence as Harmony continues to bash on the door

XANDER (O.S)
Go away!

Andrew opens the door and lets Harmony in

XANDER (O.S)
Andrew!

ANDREW (O.S)
Oh god! I didn’t realise!

KYE
So they’re a little…colourful, that girl and her boyfriend did save our lives last night

MR. GREENE
You can’t fault that

MRS. GREENE
We should invite them for dinner

KYE
What?

MRS. GREENE
I said we should invite them to dinner…as a thank you.

CUT TO.

INT – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

DAWN
I…I just don’t think Buffy will be too happy

XANDER
She’ll be more than not too happy – she’ll be bad moody Buffy

DAWN
Bad moody no hot water in the morning Buffy

HARMONY
Like what is the big deal? We’ve totally been friends since High School except for me hating her because she was a complete loser – she’ll be glad to see me

DAWN
Is she for real?

XANDER
Just smile and nod – you’ll drain out the sound soon enough

HARMONY
Who are you anyway?

DAWN
I’m Buffy’s sister

HARMONY
Who?

DAWN
Dawn!
(rolls eyes)
You kidnapped me four years ago – held me hostage in your crypt

HARMONY
Oh hey! How’ve you been? I way apologise for that – I was going through this little evil stage, wasn’t I good?

DAWN
Buffy kicked all of your minions butt’s

HARMONY
Whatever, the point is I’m good now and…

XANDER
Why are you actually here?

HARMONY
Visiting?

XANDER
Harm…

HARMONY
Okay. I might have accidentally set Angels office on fire when I spilt his blood on a live wire – so, it’s possible that I might have been given “extended leave”
(beat)
Forever

XANDER
So you were fired?

HARMONY
I was so not fired! He totally needs me, he even gave me this thing for Buffy

DAWN
What thing?

HARMONY
Are you Buffy? Because – last time I checked you were Dan

DAWN
It’s Dawn

HARMONY
Already? Shoot. I wanted to go to the bronze

DAWN
I give up

Dawn walks out of the room – crossing Willow and Buffy as they enter the house

BUFFY
Hey where are you…
(she spots Harmony)
What are you doing here?
(to Xander)
What is she doing here?

XANDER
She got fired

HARMONY
No I didn’t

WILLOW
Harmony – how come you didn’t explode outside?

XANDER
It’s a long, very shiny story

HARMONY
Hello – can we have a little less from the sidekick?

XANDER
Hey!

BUFFY
Give me three reasons not to make it so you fit in my ashtray

WILLOW
We don’t have an ashtray

BUFFY
We don’t? Why not?

WILLOW
None of us smoke

BUFFY
Oh…we should get ashtrays, they can be pretty

XANDER
Buffy, focus.

BUFFY
Right. Three reasons

HARMONY
Okay – I can give you a make over which FYI, long overdue and…oh, I could totally kick your ass, Angel trained me up…

BUFFY
That’s two reasons

Harmony stands and thinks – she’s holding the envelope that Angel gave her

BUFFY
Why is my name on that?

HARMONY
Oh, okay I thought of another reason…

XANDER
That you have something she wants?

HARMONY
Shut up Xander!
(beat)
No! Wait, that’s good. You want this – I have it so…

BUFFY
Give it to me

HARMONY
Okay

Harmony hands the envelope to Buffy – she studies it before dissapearing upstairs

HARMONY
You got any blood?

CUT TO.

EXT – HOUSE – DAY

Willow, Dawn and Buffy are walking down the pathway towards the car

WILLOW
Give her a chance

BUFFY
She’s a vampire!

DAWN
(cough)
Hypocrite

BUFFY
She’s a…she’s an annoying vampire

WILLOW
I’m the first to admit that she’s not the easiest or… even in the top 5 billion easiest people to get on with but, we have a history with her, we can’t just leave her out in the cold

BUFFY
She’s already dead and we live in California! Cold is like a myth.

DAWN
What did the letter say?

BUFFY
It… it was weird. He just basically told me stuff – lots of personal things

WILLOW
Nothing apocalypsy?

BUFFY
No go. It was nice I guess, that he can talk to me about that – about Cordelia and Fred…

There’s a strong silence which Buffy breaks to kill tension

BUFFY
Why send Harmony? I know he’s old but he must’ve heard of email by now.

CUT TO.

INT – BATHROOM – MORNING

Harmony is surrounded by bubbles as she flicks through her diary – a list of dates, one is circled in a pink highlighter.

HARMONY
Happy Birthday me.

She gives a sad half smile before sinking into the bubbles

CUT TO.

EXT – HOUSE – DAY

BUFFY
It’s just stupid!

Buffy and Co are about to get into the car as Mrs. Greene comes running down the garden with her younger daughter.

MRS. GREENE
Excuse me…excuse me

BUFFY
Hey
(looks around)
Is something wrong?

MRS. GREENE
Hmm? Oh…No! I just…my husband and I wanted to know if you wanted to come to dinner tonight, as a thank you.

BUFFY
I couldn’t…

MRS. GREENE
Then call it a… house warming, all of you can come, even that strange blonde girl who hides her face a lot

BUFFY
Thanks but…

DAWN
We’ll see you tonight

MRS. GREENE
About eight?

DAWN
Eight’s good.

MRS. GREENE
Good. Well…I guess we’ll see you then
(holding daughters hand)
Come on Katie – we have groceries to get for tonight

WILLOW
She seems sweet

Dawn and Willow get into the car, Buffy looks up at the Greene house and sees Kye staring from the window. She locks eyes with him – almost having a staring contest, until Dawn beeps the horn.

DAWN
Sales start in ten minutes, come on! Pre-college wardrobe refresher!

She looks back up to the window – Kye is gone.

CUT TO.

INT – GREENES HOUSE – DAY

Kye walks into the kitchen where his Father is cutting up masses of spices and herbs

KYE
How many people are you expecting tonight?

MR. GREENE
Just the girls

KYE
What about the boyfriend? He helped too

MR. GREENE
He wasn’t around to be invited

KYE
Are you planning something I don’t know?

MR GREENE
We’re not conspiring Kye! You know your Mother – she likes to make surprises.

CUT TO.

HARMONY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

INT – BUFFYS HALL – DAY

Harmony is slapping Andrew repeatedly as she holds her towel up – he’s huddling away

Xander comes running upstairs

HARMONY
God you little freak! What the hell?!

ANDREW
I’m sorry – I thought you drowned

HARMONY
I’m dead you idiot!

XANDER
What’s going on?

HARMONY
This little pervert just walked in on me and started touching me

ANDREW
I did not, I swear! I figured since the door was unlocked, it’d be empty and then I just saw her floating underwater not breathing and – I don’t know, it was like a reflex

HARMONY
I could sue you

XANDER
I think we need to calm down

ANDREW
What she said! Calm down Harmony

HARMONY
Whatever – whatever your name is

ANDREW
Andrew – we went to school together for…four years

HARMONY
Who?

XANDER
Tucker’s brother…

HARMONY
Who’s Tucker?

XANDER
M-maybe you should…Harmony maybe you should lock the door in future and Andrew…maybe knock a little harder next time

ANDREW
There wont be a next time! I want her out!

HARMONY
You get out!

ANDREW
No, you get out!

XANDER
I’ll get out!

Xander walks away from them – both have their arms folded and their backs to each other.

ANDREW
See. You got him pissed. Nobody does that

HARMONY
Wasn’t me!

END OF PART TWO

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Date Posted: 18:52:21 03/13/04 Sat

EXT – MALL – DAY

Buffy hangs up her cell phone and walks over to Dawn and Willow who are practically buried under bags. Willow hangs up her phone too.

WILLOW
Okay – speak to you soon, I love you

She places it down and smiles

WILLOW
That was Tara

DAWN
Never would’ve guessed

WILLOW
She’ll be back next week – apparently her Dad’s getting better, it was just an angina attack or something

DAWN
I still can’t believe she went to see him after…you know

WILLOW
I know
(beat)
Did you speak to Angel?

BUFFY
I did. He seemed a little down –it was weird though, he said he never asked Harmony to deliver the letter – she was coming here and said she’d drop it by

WILLOW
That doesn’t make much sense

BUFFY
She’s up to something – I want to know what.
(pause)
We’re gonna have to call the Greene’s tell them we’ll come to dinner another night, I want to find out what Harmony’s up to.

CUT TO.

EXT – STREET – NIGHT

Spike is strolling the streets, smoking a cigarette and looking cool as ever as he turns into an alley and walks through the side door of a bar.

Lot’s of whispers and looks go around – most likely about his absence of late

CLEM
Spike! Hi!

SPIKE
What’s up?

CLEM
Not my cholesterol – I’ve been real good lately, haven’t eaten a kitten for months. Did you know that a siamese has all the calories of two baby tabby’s?

SPIKE
That’s…that’s great. What you drinkin’?

CLEM
Kitten blood and still born yolk

Spike nods to the barman

BARMAN
What’ll it be?

SPIKE
One pussy galore and a… beer

BARMAN
William the bloody wants a beer?

There’s whispers over the silence that’s just filled the room

BARMAN
We’ve just got a fresh batch of blood from a gang fight up north

SPIKE
I’m off the blood now

BARMAN
Since when?

CLEM
Since he became human

The barman looks un-easy

BARMAN
One beer coming up

CUT TO.

EXT – ALLEYWAY – NIGHT

Harmony is strutting along listening to S Club on her headphones as Buffy and Dawn pop-out behind her, head to toe in black

DAWN
I suck at undercover

BUFFY
So do I!

DAWN
This is Harmony – why are we hiding?

BUFFY
Because, we don’t want her to know that we’re following her

DAWN
Speaking of – shouldn’t we actually start following rather than just watching?

BUFFY
Good point

Buffy and Dawn to move at the same time and trip over each other, crashing a bin into the floor. Harmony spins round

HARMONY
(delighted)
Buffy!?!

BUFFY
Hey…Harmony

Buffy and Dawn stand and brush themselves off

DAWN
Hey

BUFFY
Whatcha doin’?

HARMONY
Oh, you know just going for some drinks.
(beat)
Hey why don’t you come with?

BUFFY
I don’t drink blood

HARMONY
Not blood drinks, duh! Cocktails we can celebrate!

BUFFY
Celebrate what? It’s just a regular, unimportant day, like the rest of them

HARMONY
No, it’s…
(looks sad)
Never mind

BUFFY
So… that’s all you’re doing? Going for drinks?

HARMONY
Well, yeah

DAWN
I’ll go!

BUFFY
Dawn we’ve discussed you and drinking

DAWN
Fine.

HARMONY
So… just me then

BUFFY
Just you. Bye

Buffy grabs Dawn by the arm and walks off with her, Harmony sighs and continues on

DAWN
I think we upset her

BUFFY
She can’t get upset she’s Harmony. Even with a soul she couldn’t feel anything

DAWN
Is she really that bad? I mean – did she ever do anything besides bug you and kidnap your kid sister?

BUFFY
No, I guess not – but…she’s Harmony, I mean…it’s Harmony come on!

CUT TO.

INT – BAR – NIGHT

Harmony walks into the same bar Spike’s in. He sinks in his seat as soon as he sees her – she sees him do this and ignores him

He seems almost offended by this.

HARMONY
Otter on ice please

BARMAN
You on a diet?

HARMONY
Does it show?

BARMAN
No – just otter is for slimmers or poor people

HARMONY
Well, I’m not poor.

Harmony hands over a platinum card

BARMAN
We don’t take cards

HARMONY
I don’t carry cash

BARMAN
Then you don’t get a drink

SPIKE (O.S)
It’s alright

Spike slips the money on to the counter

SPIKE
It’s on me

HARMONY
What are you doing here Spike?

SPIKE
Could ask you the same thing seeing as I never left the place

HARMONY
I came to see my parents

SPIKE
Won’t that freak them out a bit seeing as you’ve been dead for five and half years?

HARMONY
They don’t know

SPIKE
Your parents don’t know you’re dead? Have they not started to question that you haven't aged since you were eighteen

HARMONY
Why would they? Nobody else does

SPIKE
That’s because they all know you’re a vampire

HARMONY
I meant nobody noticed I got older.

SPIKE
Right, okay

HARMONY
Why did I ever come back to this crappy place?

SPIKE
Err…

HARMONY
I mean, I figured that at least one person I went to High School with would remember my Birthday – but no, the only person who ever even knew it in the first place is dead.

SPIKE
Cordelia

HARMONY
It sucks.

SPIKE
I know the feeling

Spike climbs on the stool as Clem looks between the two of them

CLEM
Yeah, so I’ve got a feeling this is going to go new places for me, so I’m gonna take off

Spike nods as Clem who doddles out of the door as he and Harmony toss their drinks back.

CUT TO.

INT – SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT

Buffy and Willow are staring in astonishment at the mess in the bathroom as Andrew sits nervously in the corner, covered in shampoo

BUFFY
Four days, four days you’ve been living here and I already want to kill you

ANDREW
It was Harmony – she like totally attacked me because I accidentally walked in on her

WILLOW
Where…where did Xander go?

ANDREW
He’s hiding in the basement

INT – SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT

Dawn is scrubbing the floor as Willow picks things up

DAWN
I don’t see why we have to clear up when Andrew made the mess

WILLOW
Because, Buffy’s making him decorate his new room, otherwise known as the basement

DAWN
So…who’s having my room?

WILLOW
You are

DAWN
But I’m moving out

WILLOW
But, you’ll be back at Christmas and Birthday’s or…you will right?

DAWN
Of course I will

WILLOW
I just can’t believe little Dawnie the brat is going off to college

DAWN
Hey I wasn’t a brat – okay admittedly I was no Angel child but I had my props

WILLOW
That you did. Nobody gets kidnapped or hunted as well as you do

DAWN
That’s going to look great on my resume

WILLOW
I’ll give you a good review anytime

Dawn and Willow put down their sponges and hug each other

WILLOW
Oh, now I’m crying…almost

DAWN
Me too. I’m gonna miss you, you big dope

WILLOW
Me too, you much bigger and stronger dope…breathe now please

DAWN
Sorry

Dawn shakes off from the hug and looks a little puzzled as she glares over Willows shoulder

WILLOW
Do I have soapy stuff in my hair?

DAWN
What? No…Harmony’s planner, she left it on the side…

Dawn grabs it

DAWN
She has today circled

Dawn looks closer before rolling her eyes

DAWN
I think I know why she’s back…

WILLOW
Evil?

DAWN
It’s her birthday

WILLOW
It is? She’s dead

DAWN
That doesn’t matter – Buffy dies all the time and despite the annual “don’t do it” warning, we celebrate her birthday

WILLOW
See now I feel all bad – we’re not her friends but that’s not the point, at Sunnydale even the Jonathans and Weird weezing girls got invited to all the birthday parties to make up numbers.

DAWN
You went to Harmony’s birthday party?

WILLOW
Not since I was eight, but Buffy and Xander did every year…all two years that Buffy was at school for her birthday

DAWN
So…should we like do something?

WILLOW
I guess, I mean – all her friends are either dead, insane or both…we’re all she’s got

DAWN
What about Angel and the gang?

WILLOW
Angel doesn’t like anyone apart from slayers and… Angel doesn’t like anyone

CUT TO.

INT – BAR – NIGHT

SPIKE
I don’t like him either, the stupid poof!

HARMONY
Shut up.

SPIKE
What? Bosses pet?

HARMONY
No, I thought you came over here to cheer me up and you made it all about you as usual

SPIKE
Must be the beer talkin’ – sorry

HARMONY
Whatever okay

SPIKE
So…where are you staying round here?

Harmony leaps out of her chair in delight and hugs Spike

SPIKE
What?

HARMONY
Thank you! Thank you!

SPIKE
What?

HARMONY
I’ll be round later with my stuff

SPIKE
No…wait…

HARMONY
Oh, I can’t wait – we’re gonna have so much fun!

Harmony runs out of the bar leaving Spike startled.

SPIKE
Bottle of your strongest…everything

END OF PART THREE

EXT – SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT

Buffy is placing trash into the bin at the exact same time as Kye pulls into the drive and climbs out of his car

KYE
Hi

BUFFY
Oh, hey!

KYE
Going somewhere special?

BUFFY
Oh this old thing? No…we’re just having a party for our non-friend

KYE
Is that why you couldn’t come to dinner?

BUFFY
No…we thought we had plans but they kinda finished earlier. Oh, but you’re more than welcome to come join the party…it might get a little crazy but, hey what parties don’t?

KYE
I think I’ll give it a miss

BUFFY
You’re English right?

KYE
Like your boyfriend

BUFFY
Spike? He’s not my… we were but now we’re…we’re kind of
(thinks)
It’s complicated

KYE
Okay

BUFFY
Okay?

KYE
Sure. Just saying that I noticed he was English too. Didn’t need the life story

BUFFY
You know what’s weird? English people never take to me very well when they first meet me – but they do grow to love me

KYE
Well, I’ve always been a bit different.

Kye walks into the house leaving Buffy staring a little lost at the back handed compliment

BUFFY
So…do you mean you like me now and won’t grow to?

CUT TO.

INT – SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT

Harmony walks in and all the lights are off

HARMONY
Ow!

She walks into a coat rack

HARMONY
Why are you guys all stood in the dark?

DAWN
(whispering)
She can see us?

HARMONY
Vampires can see in the dark – what’s going on?

Harmony flicks the lights on

XANDER
Surprise?

HARMONY
You remembered? You guys have been playing dumb all along!

BUFFY
Of course we have…

Buffy and Willow exchange glances

HARMONY
Where’s my presents?

BUFFY
We didn’t really have time to…

HARMONY
Oh, while you’re all here I have some bad news…I sort of have to move out

BUFFY
(Grinning)
Really?

WILLOW
(cough)

BUFFY
Uh…Oh, really?

HARMONY
Well, a friend of mine invited me to go stay with him and…I couldn’t really say no, he was practically begging

BUFFY
Oh well that’s too bad

HARMONY
But don’t worry, we’ll hang out all the time! I mean – Spike only lives down the road

BUFFY
Spike? You’re moving in with Spike?!

END.

Co-starring
James C. Leary as Clem
[> Subject: Plenty of Harm


Author:
MTsFan
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Date Posted: 07:15:53 03/14/04 Sun

Cute teaser leaving Dawn to do the explainint - which she doesn't do.

Harmony/Xander is precious and I like the description of her reaction to the sunscreen ... and Nancy is so not a skank. Like Harmony has any room to talk.

Dawn's college talk reminds me that I'm gonna miss Dawn.

Dim-bulb Harmony doesn't remember Dawn? You write her stupidity well. She's still walking that fine line - being evil enough to do the torturing on AtS than claiming to be good here.

Is your Andrew at all likely to be interested in Harmony?

So Harmony's just looking for acceptance and someone who cares enough to remember her birthday? Trust Dawn and Willow to get that.

Just what Buffy needs - a more complicated arrangement with Spike by throwing Harmony in the mix.

Lots of cuteness in this one and fairly little monsterness. I guess the Greenes and Harmony will grow on us. Bring 'em on.
[> Subject: Re: 9X02: No Harm Done


Author:
Nullafy
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Date Posted: 16:22:37 03/16/04 Tue

Woohoo. loved the Harmony parts and the tie in's with Angel.
I dont like Nancy, Can Harmony eat her? please.

:D
[> Subject: No Harm Done- well I guess she isn't yet ;)


Author:
Gemma
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Date Posted: 21:29:43 03/17/04 Wed

Lol This first part is great full of action and humour. Poor neighbours but at least they know what they’re in for. There’s a stop instead of a top in there though ;)
Wow this is going to be a humourous ep!! We have Xander humour and Harmony humour LOL. I can really picture all the charaters in this..well most nancy I’m still having trouble with, but only because we only had the one epo with her in BTVS.. but harmony I can really picture Lol’s again at her get-up.
Hmm inviteing for dinner..wait a minute are they going to be the dinner?
Oh poor Harmony I’s her birthday and no one remembered L
Lol I love Andrew and Harmony together. They actually make a good couple
Oo and Clem’s here too! Who knew that about the calories of kittens? Wow great reason for himto cut back..but kinda worried about all the excess skin he might get if he loses too much weight ;)
Giggles doddles?
Laughs hysterically poor Spike and he didn’t even open his mouth much. He and Harmony are going o make ..yeah well they’re going to be staying together in the same place.
I loved this. Harmony just keeps right on twisting things in her mind to her advantage..Hope she’s going to be around for awhile. Oh and I also want to know what kye meant.make Buffy go and make him tell her *grins*


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