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Subject: Re: 9x04 Craving Author: VKMax [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 18:01:06 04/13/04 Tue In reply to: VKMax 's message, "9x04 Craving" on 17:59:29 04/13/04 Tue CUT TO. INT. BAR – DAY Spike is sat at the bar as a young woman walks over to him. WOMAN Bit early to be drinking don’t you think? SPIKE Look who’s talkin’ WOMAN Touché SPIKE You’re a vampire, right? WOMAN That bothers you? SPIKE I’m not close-minded, but I’m not Captain Cardboard either (stands to leave) So if you’ll excuse me CUT TO. INT. SPIKES HOUSE – DAY Spike wonders through the door with a six pack. He grabs a note off the refrigerator "Spike, gone to L.A back in a day! Don’t eat my yoghurt, it’s face cream! – Harmony xxx" SPIKE Special kid He walks over to the fridge and stares inside, blood and nothing but He stares at it for a long time before taking a deep smell. He slams the door shut and walks back over to the couch, opening his beer as he sits uncomfortably. END OF PART ONE EXT. GRAVEYARD – NIGHT. Buffy launches herself off of the brim of a headstone and lands stake first into a vampire. She takes a breath as it explodes before she turns to duck another punch. She smashes her fist into it’s stomach and then holds it’s arm as she kicks it in the face, flicking it back. BUFFY You know you guys should really get some lessons in not being bad at being bad (frowns) Or something more sensy! Buffy stops and looks around as her phone begins to ring BUFFY Oh, that’s me! BUFFY Hello? DAWN (O.S) Are you coming? BUFFY Xanders in trouble, I have to save him DAWN (O.S) Xanders stood next to me BUFFY Oh, then Spikes… (looks around) Disappeared (perky) Maybe he’s in trouble! I should go and save him. Have fun at dinner! DAWN(O.S) Buffy! CUT TO. INT. SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT Dawn is stood with a fed up looking Willow and an over excited Andrew. DAWN Looks like it’s just the three of us WILLOW That’s no fair! DAWN You’re telling me – she’s off saving Spike from imaginary doom while we face our own. These ‘new’ neighbour dinners never go well. When we first moved in Mom invited the old man across the street over and he choked then spewed pea soup up the wall XANDER Eww, Pea soup DAWN Yeah, personally I think it was all an act to get out of tasting Buffy’s "ash pie" previously known as Lasagne. XANDER Ah Buffy, a chef in the making WILLOW She can make cereal okay! XANDER That’s true – Buffy: Queen of the serial WILLOW (rolls eyes) Come on, let’s get this over with ANDREW Guys what’s with the attitude? I’m excited! XANDER You get excited over new commercials! ANDREW Hey! The WB go all out when promoting their Sci-Fi shows! XANDER Sure they do CUT TO. EXT. GRAVEYARD – NIGHT Buffy is wondering around the graveyard as shuffling comes from behind her. She spins round to see Spike coming towards her – his mouth is bleeding BUFFY Are you okay? SPIKE I’ll live BUFFY Let me see Spike edges away SPIKE I said I’ll live BUFFY I just wanted to… SPIKE Any more vamps? BUFFY No. SPIKE Right. (walking off) Night then BUFFY (confused) Goodnight Buffy watches him walk off, Spike wipes his blood with his thumb – he looks for somewhere to wipe it, he licks it off instead. CUT TO. INT. GREENES HOUSE – NIGHT. Willow is sat next to a hyperactive Andrew as Kye stares across the table – she passes a smile at him. He looks away. Willow is clearly baffled and a bit upset about this. WILLOW So…err…Kye, what do you think of Sunnydale? KYE It sucks WILLOW Oh, okay – well we have something in common then KYE Great Dawn notices the tension and attempts to make a new conversation DAWN So, Rachel – you liking the High School? RACHEL The mirror called me fat today Willow and Dawn look at each other in concern RACHEL So I put my foot through it Willow looks pissed, Dawn laughs DAWN I think you’ll do fine round here ANDREW When are we gonna eat? WILLOW Andrew! ANDREW I’m hungry! CUT TO. INT. KITCHEN – NIGHT. Mr and Mrs Greene are cutting up herbs and spices as Kye enters KYE What are you doing? MRS. GREENE Preparing dinner KYE I don’t see any MRS. GREENE It’s in the oven KYE Sure it is CUT TO. INT. SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT. Buffy walks through the door to find that Xander is sat reading Dawn’s "Sassy" magazine. BUFFY Something you wanna tell me sassy girl? XANDER It’s educational BUFFY Sure it is XANDER What’s up? BUFFY Spike XANDER What did he do? BUFFY Nothing – he bled XANDER You beat him up? BUFFY No. Some random vampire, he just seemed – (thinks) Do men get premenstrual? XANDER Not often BUFFY Moody anyway (sigh) So – tell me Mr. Harris, you know that wonderful brick building you spent $100,000 on this summer – ya been there yet? XANDER Nancy’s sister is staying – she’s loud and extremely…loud. BUFFY Looks like it’s just the two of us then XANDER Looks like Buffy looks around in silence BUFFY You wanna go out? XANDER Suits me [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> Subject: Re: 9x04 Craving Author: VKMax [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:02:22 04/13/04 Tue CUT TO. INT. BAR – NIGHT. SPIKE is sat at a bar with Clem – demons are all around, all whispering and looking over. SPIKE Take it I’ve done something wrong CLEM Ignore them, there – there’s just some rumblings about… SPIKE What? CLEM Just (leans in) apparently some creatures have an issue with you being human now SPIKE (Raises eyebrow) Is that so? Spike turns on his stool to face everyone else CLEM I don’t think that’s such a good idea SPIKE Yeah? Don’t care. He stands up with his arms out and strolls across the bar with confidence SPIKE Apparently some of you have got a bit of a problem now that old Spike’s breathin’ DEMON #1 Shut up! SPIKE Don’t think so mate, you see – I can still kick it like the best of them, better in fact. Just coz I’m breathin’ doesn’t mean I’m human. (looks at demon) You wanna try me? DEMON #2 I wouldn’t waste my energy (looks him up and down) You’re a waste of space, not even worth eating. Spike frowns with a bit of a laugh before backing up slightly realising he’s serious. He laughs again before taking his jacket off the back of the chair and storming out of the door. CUT TO. INT. GREENES HOUSE – NIGHT. MRS GREENE lays a large platter of food out on the table and sits down – grinning at everyone. Rachel and Kye play with their food disgusted. WILLOW It looks great MRS. GREENE Thank you sweety WILLOW What is it? MR. GREENE It’s meat loaf WILLOW Oh. MRS. GREENE Is something… WILLOW No, I-it’s okay I’ll just have some of the vegetables. MRS. GREENE You’re a vegetarian? You should’ve said so RACHEL She did – twice, each time you asked. WILLOW It’s fine, really ANDREW Wow – Mrs Greene (mouthful) This is great – what meat is this? MR. GREENE It’s imported – from Thailand ANDREW It’s nice! Real…full CUT TO. INT. BRONZE – NIGHT Buffy and Xander sit on the sofa’s next to an extremely passionate pair of sixteen BUFFY You ever feel really old? XANDER Buffy, you’re not even twenty four for three months BUFFY That just means that in fifteen months I’ll be on the border of "nearly thirty" XANDER Thirty isn’t old – eighty isn’t old. You went out with two people who were over a hundred years old – that’s old. You’re not old BUFFY I feel old XANDER You wanna move seats? BUFFY Muchly XANDER Actually, you wanna find some new place to hang out in? I mean – eight years in the same joint. BUFFY It is getting a bit central-perky XANDER Come on, I know a place BUFFY Do they have alcohol? XANDER Lots. BUFFY Lead the way. CUT TO. EXT. SUNNYDALE – NIGHT. Spike is walking through the streets, getting increasingly annoyed that his lighter isn’t working. SPIKE Bloody thing! He throws it on the floor – it makes a loud bang as the gas inside explodes. He continues to work in an ever foul mood as he hears something fall behind him SPIKE Clem? Nothing. He looks around briefly before going to walk off – he stops as he finds himself face to face with the demon from the bar. SPIKE Right, we’re goin’ then are we? The demon laughs as he nods his head up – Spike looks around as at least eight demons from around him. SPIKE Oh. It’s like that END OF PART TWO. ---------------------- post this part as a reply! INT. BAR – NIGHT. Buffy is sat with a pretty pink drink as Xander sips on a pretty blue drink. A confused Buffy is moving straws, umbrella’s and god knows what else out of the way. BUFFY I’m sure there’s a drink in here somewhere XANDER They do like to schmancy it up BUFFY Schmancy is cool…sounds like Nancy (thinks and laughs) Nancy schmancy XANDER Yeah BUFFY Sorry – think I had one to many pretty pinkish purple things Buffy sticks out her tongue with an "ah" XANDER You have a purple tongue BUFFY You have a blue one. XANDER No way BUFFY Seriously – stick out your tongue He does. BUFFY See – it’s blue! Look! XANDER Ri Rahn’t BUFFY Huh? XANDER I can’t! BUFFY Well then you’re a silly (pushes him) You’re a silly Xander XANDER You’re a silly Buffy SILENCE.

[> [> [> Subject: Re: 9x04 Craving Author: VKMax [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:03:43 04/13/04 Tue CUT TO. EXT. SUNNYDALE – NIGHT. SPIKE Hardly fair odds is it The demon smacks Spike in the face – he falls to the ground but gets straight back up. SPIKE Okay Spike leaps over the demon and smacks him in the back as another demon comes up behind him and punches him in the back of the head, knocking him towards two other demons DEMON #3 First you kill our kind – you fight demons (punch in the stomach as he’s held back) then you SEEK a soul (another, harder punch – Spike is weak) THEN you allow yourself to become human and show no regrets! (hardest punch – this time in the face, Spike is bleeding) They drop him to the floor as the demon boots him twice in the stomach and once in the head leaving a bloody and bruised Spike in a huddle on the floor DEMON #1 Pathetic. They walk away – as Spike passes out. CUT TO. INT. SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT. Xander and Buffy fall through the door, leaving it open. Buffy has a glittery party hat on – Xander has loser written across his forehead in Buffy’s lipstick. BUFFY You have something on your head XANDER Hair? Buffy bursts out laughing as she falls down on the sofa, Xander lands next to her BUFFY No! Lickstop! XANDER Lickstop? BUFFY Lipstick! You have lipstick on your head XANDER That’s bad! Because Lipstick isn’t for heads it’s for feet BUFFY No silly it’s for lips! It’s lipstick for my lips XANDER Right that’s where it’s meant to be BUFFY I should put it there Buffy kisses Xander on the head BUFFY Did it work? XANDER Nope BUFFY Okay! She does it again – and again BUFFY (quiet) Did it work? Xander nervously shakes his head – Buffy goes in to try again but Xanders lips come up and meets hers – she doesn’t move away as the two lock into a kiss DAWN (O.S) They’re weird! Buffy pulls apart immediately – both lock shocked BUFFY Nothing! What? Dawn, Willow and Andrew stare at them XANDER It’s late – I should BUFFY You should and I… bed Buffy dashes upstairs as Xander rushes out of the door DAWN So are they – WILLOW I can agree with that one Dawn sits down where Buffy was DAWN You don’t think there’s anything weird about the Greene’s? ANDREW I like them CUT TO. INT. SPIKES HOUSE – NIGHT. Spike stumbles through the door and heads for the fridge – he looks at the lack of food. Blood and nothing but Spike begins to breath heavily, gritting his teeth as he squeezes the door so tight his hand begins to bleed He tosses a glass across the room then grabs Harmony’s flask – bringing it to his mouth he takes a large gulp and stops, gagging, before taking a refreshing gasp. He stumbles past the window and spots his reflection – blood around his mouth. His eyes widen in shock CUT TO. INT. SUNNYDALE HIGH – DAY. Willow walks into Buffy’s office WILLOW Xander told me BUFFY (shocked) He told you! (covering) He…He told you? WILLOW We’re over the Bronze? Figured it was due BUFFY Oh, that – yeah, so over it WILLOW What else was there to tell me? BUFFY Nothing WILLOW But you said… BUFFY How was dinner? WILLOW According to Andrew – great, According to Dawn – weird, according to me – glazed over, nodding and smiling. BUFFY That fun huh? WILLOW Yeah – I told them we’ll be over after school for snacks BUFFY We being? WILLOW You. I have detention BUFFY But… WILLOW …and I already told them what everyone’s doing so you have nobody to save. BUFFY (sulks) I want detention (thinks) there’s something I never thought I’d say.

[> [> [> [> Subject: Re: 9x04 Craving Author: VKMax [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:05:04 04/13/04 Tue CUT TO. INT. SPIKES APARTMENT – DAY Harmony bursts through the door all happiness and light HARMONY Spikey! I’m home! I bought you some shirts – black, no patterns this time! (looks around) Spike? She shrugs as she walks into the kitchen – the fridge is open and there’s blood on the floor. HARMONY Oh my god! Harmony runs upstairs and bursts into Spike’s room – he’s asleep and there’s blood smeared across his sheets HARMONY Oh god! Spikey! Spike! She slaps and he wakes up with a start. SPIKE Bloody hell woman! HARMONY I thought you were seriously stabbed to death! What is with the Carrie look? SPIKE The what? HARMONY The blood on the sheets SPIKE Oh, right – wrong movie and…rough night HARMONY That’s not your blood Spike – it’s mine, I can smell the vanilla SPIKE I tripped HARMONY And your throat landed on my flask? What’s going on? SPIKE Nothing. HARMONY Spike! SPIKE NOTHING! Spike shoves Harmony as he walks out of the room CUT TO. EXT. GREENES HOUSE – DAY. Andrew is knocking at the door with a large thank you basket full to the brim with muffins. MR. GREENE (opening the door) Hi ANDREW Hey MR. GREENE Come in – we just baked ANDREW Ooh! CUT TO. INT. XANDERS APARTMENT – DAY. Xander is sat by the phone – staring at it, next to him is a picture of himself, Willow and Tara with Buffy & Riley (and part of Anya’s finger over the lense). He reaches for the phone as it rings XANDER Weird. (answering) Hello? Nancy – hey CUT TO. EXT. GREENES HOUSE – DAY Buffy is knocking at the door, looking up at the window impatiently. BUFFY They’re not in, how will I sleep tonight? Buffy shrugs and heads off to her house as the door opens BUFFY Oh, Hey MR. GREENE Can we help? BUFFY Snacks…err…Willow told me MR. GREENE We’re having an early dinner, perhaps another time. BUFFY Great – I mean, sure. Mr Greene closes the door. Buffy looks confused but heads to walk away until she hears a scream BUFFY Andrew? Buffy rushes back to the door and pulls on the handle She steps back and kicks the door off it’s hinges. Buffy runs through the living room and dining room before reaching the kitchen. MRS. GREENE What are you doing? Buffy looks at her – she’s stood, shuffling her feet above a trap door BUFFY Excuse me – your mask is slipping off Mrs Greene fingers her face in confusion BUFFY Demon! I knew it! MRS. GREENE Idiot! She launches herself at Buffy who rolls past and slides through the trap door. As she crashes down to the ground she sees Andrew – tied to a chair. ANDREW Buffy – I don’t like their cooking anymore (thinks) Oh god! I ate people! END OF PART THREE INT. GREENES HOUSE – DAY. MR. GREENE What are you doing here? (smiles) Are you dessert? BUFFY I don’t think so – but you’re about to get your Just… (beat) as in Desserts – does anybody get my puns these days? (sigh) Forget it – I’ll just kick your ass instead Buffy flips over and kicks the meat cleaver out of Mr. Greenes hand. He springs his arm out and grabs her by the throat. INT. GREENES KITCHEN – DAY. MRS. Greene is about to head into the cellar as a large wooden ornament strikes her around the head. KYE and RACHEL are stood there. KYE You are not killing another set of our neighbours MRS. GREENE You think you can stop us? We’ve owned you since your parents signed the papers – you belong to us, you do not betray us RACHEL You know what "Mom" turns out that this town is on a Hellmouth…everyone is into pretty weird things so this… Rachel lifts her sleeve to show a small mole – a silver mole with a blinking light. RACHEL This little controlling device it doesn’t mean anything when you have this Rachel pulls a book out of her school bag RACHEL Courtesy of the weirdest school in the state – a spell book. MRS. GREENE Put that down Kye takes the book from Rachel KYE Harcanimus rectus MRS. GREENE Stop it! KYE Macmanus ectom Kye and Rachel smile at each other as the blinkers fall off KYE You know what else we learnt? RACHEL Self defense Rachel smashes the safety glass on her "Fathers" weapon cabinet – she pulls out a sword and swings it down CUT TO. Buffy slams Mr. Green’s head against the table and smashes her foot down on the back of his neck – crack. Buffy smiles at Andrew who is breathing incredibly heavy BUFFY You okay? ANDREW I need to pee – now. CUT TO. EXT. GREENES HOUSE – DAY. Kye is cleaning the car as Buffy empties the rubbish. BUFFY (smiling) Hey! KYE Hi BUFFY How’s things? KYE A week on? Things are okay. Rachel’s wearing less pale make-up and less piercings and I got a new job BUFFY That’s great KYE Listen, I never got to thank you BUFFY For killing your not-Dad? Don’t mention it. KYE We’ll have to go out some time Buffy looks to the ground XANDER pulls up in his car and looks at Buffy talking with Kye – he sees Kye laughing and takes a deep breath before driving off BUFFY So you understand? KYE Don’t worry I know all about – ‘someone else’ my last someone else ended really badly BUFFY What happened? KYE Let’s just say best friends should be…best friends, not girlfriends. Kye walks inside as Buffy stands deep in thought as the sun shines down on her END.