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Date Posted: 11/ 5/03 9:43am EST
Author: Shawn
Subject: Joke
In reply to: Shawn 's message, "Joke Section" on 10/24/03 9:43am EST

A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip
and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his
hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed
instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away
only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At
the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the
screen:


Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

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  • Thanksgiving Joke -- Shawn, 11/24/03 10:58am EST
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