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Date Posted: Saturday, February 28, 01:43:01am
Author: Xpltivdletd
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 65.78.219.114
Subject: Oh, Lorrrd, it's hard to be lib'ral,
In reply to: Joe C. 's message, "It's not a democracy." on Friday, February 27, 09:48:10pm

...While ya still have a functioning brain!
Don't need a Nanny in D.C.,
To call me in outta the rain!
Some folks call me an "Extremist©,"
I don't even know what that means!
I'll bet it has something to do with the way,
I fill out my skin-tight blue jeans!

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