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Date Posted: 03:14:16 07/03/02 Wed
Author: Pranks
Subject: AGag To Challenge Glitzy

A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully
grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an
expletive Those that were not swear word's were, to say the least, very
rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly
saying polite word's, playing soft music, anything that he could think of
to
try and set a good example. Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the
bird yelled back. He shook the bird but the bird got more angry, bit him,
and was even ruder. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the bird
in the freezer. For a few moment's he heard the bird squawk and kick and
scream. Then, suddenly there was quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.

David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened
the
freezer door. The parrot stepped calmly out andwalked up David's extended
arm
and said "I believe that I may have offended you with my rude language and
action's. I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. I really am truly
sorry and beg
your forgiveness."

David was astonished at the bird's extreme change of attitude and was about
to ask about the dramatic change when the parrot continued, "May I ask what
the chicken did?"

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[> Sorry my good man Ive heard it. -- Glitzy, 06:16:15 07/03/02 Wed


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