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Just get Weird and you're in
Welcome to the Custard Palace probably the weirdest footie forum in the World.
Join us for a cup of Mrs Gland's tea, pick up your stars and have a gossip with fellow fans.
Oh, and we're really short staffed, anyone know any chefs? It appears Chef and Chefette have emigrated :-(
  • Monkey nuts -- Fandango, 12:29:48 05/14/01 Mon
    Mmmmm, salty.

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  • Why do eggs mulitply overnight? I had 3 in the fridge this morning and there was 11 when I got home from work. Is it the work of the devil or merely a sign of great bus-stops? -- Spotty Joe, 11:45:07 05/14/01 Mon
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  • calling Agent Scally -- Mrs Gland (playing her orange joker), 13:09:26 05/11/01 Fri
    Hi,Agent Scally any chance of you sorting out the problem with not being able to post pictures? I've got all the flowers to put in the garden,just give the nod and away I'll go.

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  • Have you seen the garden? -- mrs gland playing her orange joker, 07:38:18 05/09/01 Wed
    Have you seen the garden? It's disgusting I never knew that the grass and weeds could grow that quick.I leave the garden for a couple of weeks and all hell breaks loose,so thats my job for the next few days.I would show you all the plants I was planning to put in but I'm not going to risk posting any pictures on here after my last failed attempt.

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  • what a lovely day -- mrs gland(playing her orange joker), 05:39:30 05/10/01 Thu
    with it being such a lovely sunny day,I'm off outside to do some gardening I've got some Busy Lizzys and some sun flowers to plant out,I've also got to get the strimmer out on the grass as it's too long to use the mower.So a nice cool ice drink will come in handy,if someone could do the honours.
    By the way thanks Floozey for the jokes.

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  • I'm back -- mrs Gland playing her orange joker, 07:30:11 05/09/01 Wed
    We've had computer problems and had to have the whole thing wiped,so lost all the urls and email addresses.Gland has also lost his virgin net account so Floozey dear girl can you send all your wonderful jokes to his new address viking.gland@cableinet.co.uk.I've really missed all the laughs.

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  • oi OI!!!! -- Agent Scally, 12:44:06 05/03/01 Thu
    Glitz, sorry, I haven't been avoiding you. Combination of no phone credit, not getting paid and rent day upon me (with £37 to my name :-S).

    Will be in touch - you going to POY dance?

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  • Hello again -- Coops - now renamed to Reading coz be went to the wombles, 04:25:14 05/02/01 Wed
    Sorry I've not been in recently but I've been somewhat depressed and otherwise engaged. I will try to get back on top of things again and sort it all out for you.

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  • Heeeeeeeeeello -- Carl Asaba's Hairdresser, 02:57:24 05/02/01 Wed
    'Ello, anyone fancy a drinky-poose befor the gaem on sunday?

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  • MORNING GLITZY,GLAD YOU PUT THE LINK ON THE CONNECT BOARD -- BILLY NO MATES, 02:55:49 05/02/01 Wed
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  • Pay Day -- Glitzy, 02:08:39 04/27/01 Fri

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  • Lets have a joke day Mine are all Old but If I find it funny still I'll post it. -- Glitzy, 01:56:07 04/27/01 Fri
    > > > A hip young man goes out and buys the best car
    > available: a brand new
    > > > Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car
    > in the world, and it
    > > costs
    > > > him 500,000 pounds. He takes it out for a spin
    > and stops for a red
    > > traffic
    > > > light.
    > > >
    > > > An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls
    > up next to him. The old
    > > > man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks,
    > "What kind of car ya'got
    > > > there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A ferrari
    > 550, it cost half a
    > > > million pounds!"
    > > >
    > > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, "Why
    > does it cost so much?"
    > > > "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an
    > hour!"
    > > > states the young dude proudly. The moped driver
    > asks, "Mind if i take a
    > > > look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner.
    > > >
    > > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and
    > looks around. Then
    > > sitting
    > > > back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a
    > pretty nice car, all
    > > > right...but i'll stick with my moped!"
    > > >
    > > > Just then the light changes to green so the guy
    > decides to show the old
    > > man
    > > > just what his car can do. He floors it, and
    > within 20 seconds the
    > > > speedometer reads 160 mph.
    > > >
    > > > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
    > mirror. It seems to be
    > > getting
    > > > closer! He slows down to see what it could be
    > and suddenly,
    > > whhhoooossshhh!
    > > > Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
    > > >
    > > > "What on earth could be going faster than my
    > Ferrari?!" the young man
    > > asks
    > > > himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the
    > Ferrari up to 200mph.
    > > > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old
    > man
    > > > on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass
    > his Ferrari he gives it
    > > some
    > > > more gas and passes the moped at 210mph.
    > > >
    > > > Whoooooosh!
    > > >
    > > > He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
    > mirror and sees the old
    > > man
    > > > gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of
    > this old guy he floors
    > > the
    > > > gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up
    > to 220 mph.
    > > > Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing
    > down on him again. The
    > > > ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can
    > do.
    > > >
    > > > Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his
    > Ferrari, demolishing the
    > > > rear. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably,
    > the old man is still
    > > > alive!!!
    > > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh
    > my God! Is there
    > > anything
    > > i
    > > > can do for you?"
    > > >
    > > > The old man whispers with his dying breath,
    > > >
    > > > "Unhook...my f**king braces from your side-view
    > mirror!!"

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  • Severe Grossness Hope no-one is eating at time of reading this -- Glitzy, 01:54:09 04/27/01 Fri
    FEMALE SOFA
    A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the
    examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was
    found
    under one of her breasts, and a remote control was found lodged between
    the
    folds of her vulva.

    PRICKLY PAIR
    In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He
    complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and it bit
    him
    during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she
    had a
    surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

    PING PONG ANYONE?
    A 20yr old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said
    that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, then
    his
    boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel.
    The
    concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general
    anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was
    removed...along
    with a ping pong ball.

    BLIND DRUNK
    A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
    while
    trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out
    halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a
    suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and
    discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had
    been
    trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

    OUCH
    A couple hobbled into a Washington state) emergency room covered in
    bloody
    restaurant towels. The man had his around his waist, and the woman had
    hers
    around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone
    out
    that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman
    crept
    under the table to administer oral sex to the man. While in the act she
    had
    an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and
    wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a
    fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.

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  • Nikki-Noodles -- CAH, 15:26:08 04/26/01 Thu
    We love you Nikki,
    We do.
    We love you Nikki,
    We do.
    We love you Nikki,
    We do.
    Oh Nikki we love you!

    *shakes his pink sparkly pom-poms*

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  • Board Sorted -- Agent Scally (off on another assignment), 12:47:54 04/25/01 Wed
    Right you lot, don't all desert us :-) I have spent forever tryng to get these settings sorted.

    Mystic Smeg, any chance of some stars? And what's happened to Chef and Chefette? I'm helping meself to grub at the moment, and they don't teach cooking or food hygeine in the Secret Service. No wonder I'm always knackered.

    We need MAD people! We need LIFE! Glitz, we're going on a mad Custard Palace-recruiting drive on Saturday, methinks. When you've got me very drunk, that is.

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  • Nice work Agent Scally -- Glitzy, 02:34:56 04/25/01 Wed
    By the end of this week you will have got fed up with me but I'll still buy you a beer of 5 on sat if I have time. If not any room in any of your cars so we can leave the coach LOL.

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  • You've gone all blue, you must be County fans coming out. -- scb, 06:56:53 04/23/01 Mon
    Don't be frightened just let it happen, you know it makes sense!
    Glad to see the Gills are sticking around the 1st next season, look forward to a few beers

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  • Slogans -- Mystic Smeg, 04:39:44 04/23/01 Mon

    Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra.

    10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

    9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper

    8. Viagra, Like a rock!

    7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.

    6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

    5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

    4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

    3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling!

    2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

    And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:

    1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?

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  • Agent Scally the job is yours bring some life back to the board -- Glitzy, 03:29:13 04/18/01 Wed
    Email me and I will email you back the board name and password.


    Bats Piss about the forest Game me and me mate want to go so if a lift is up for grabs anywhere gr8. Gland appears to have dissapeared lately must visit Gills board to find him.

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  • Fat lady ready to sing are we ready to party???? -- jaggill, 06:14:57 04/20/01 Fri
    Hi Glitzy and all, long time no post (too much work and too little play making me exceedingly dull).
    Knowing that you folks are all inveterate party animals I thought I would post this on here as well as the other sites in the hope that you can influence others around you tommorrow.
    I fully expect the fat lady to have sung loud and proud by 5pm tommorrow to announce the mathematically assured presence of the Gills in Division one next season.
    While it is true that we are allmost certainly safe now, the time when this becomes 100% guaranteed has got to be a cause for celebration. That the team will have done so with 3 games still to go is a remarkable achievement. Particularly having been every pundits favorites for the drop.
    Forrest should and will be a great party. However I for one will be in full carnival mood should we pass this milestone tommorrow. The final whistle tommorrow should be the signal for some serious celebrating and really letting the lads know just how proud we are of their achievement.
    Please do not let this historic moment pass quietly as you head rapidly for your nearest exit.
    Instead linger a while and raise the ruddy roof with a real party atmosphere.

    OK I'll get me coat.
    Fair thee well till next time peeps.

    jag

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  • HELP!!!!! -- mrs Gland (playing her orange joker), 07:04:43 04/20/01 Fri
    Where's the link to Banana lotto gone?
    Every day I religiously do it.Every day,I come on.Today there it is gone.Can someone please e-mail the URL for it .Ta.

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  • Surprise !!!! -- Bats Piss, 14:14:25 04/12/01 Thu
    Well hello people and how the devil are you all doing ?!!! Sorry I've been away lately and slacking on my toilet duties but my new job is keeping me very busy and unfortunately this computer is at the house in Cambridge ..... are you still with me or not ?!

    Anyway, I'm staying at my mums until we get to move into our nice new shiny house and hubby is staying at the house in Cambridge (with computer) until that time. Enough ?!

    So, my new job is much better than the last ...I get to have cups of tea when I want, talk to people, drive a big van thing and have a laugh. Bonus. If you see a girlie in a BT van around Medway, check her out as it may be me !!! Well, it should be me as I'm the only female on the Medway patch. Give me a wave ok.

    Hope everyone else is ok here ... the colour is a bit much isn't it Glitz .... bit too yellow for my taste. Hope you are all still coming to the party ... we're looking at May now so maybe the night before the last game .... ooh, second thoughts ... Gillette won't make it to footie if I have a party the night before and it'll be her turn to get the teas in so I need to rethink that one.

    Anyway peeps, I'll be off now as I've only come up to Cambridge to pack some more things. Have a Happy Easter everyone, may the chocolate bunny bring you tons of the stuff !!!

    Love Bats.

    p.s. Is anyone (apart from Gillette) going to Notts Forest away ? Gland, what about you ... you can have a drink and we'll drive. I'll message you ok. Anyone else and we'll get a minibus. xxxxxxxxxx

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  • Man talk -- flooze, 17:11:39 04/12/01 Thu
    Hmmm. This is disturbingly close to the truth!

    **"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

    **"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."

    **"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."

    **"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

    **"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"

    **"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."

    **"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."

    **"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

    **"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

    **"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"

    **"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

    **"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake."

    "It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."

    **"You know how bad my memory is," REALLY MEANS, "I remember the words to the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed, the Vehicle Identification Number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

    **"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses," REALLY MEANS, "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe, wearing a thong."

    **"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself. It's no big deal," REALLY MEANS, "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

    **"I do help around the house," REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

    **"Hey, I've got reasons for what I'm doing," REALLY MEANS, "I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

    **"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

    **"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

    **"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next
    3 days yelling at me."

    **"You really look terrific in that outfit," REALLY MEANS, "Please don't try on another outfit. I'm starving."

    **"I brought you a present," REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night at the ball/hockey game."

    **"I missed you," REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."

    **"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are," REALLY MEANS, "No one will ever see us alive again."

    **"This relationship is getting too serious," REALLY MEANS, "I like you as much as I like my truck."

    **"We share the housework," REALLY MEANS, "I make the messes. She cleans them up."

    **"I don't need to read the instructions," REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of messing it up without printed help."

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  • My Ickle Joke -- Agent Scally, 03:19:03 04/07/01 Sat
    Subject: Chicken & Egg

    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
    The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a
    cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
    The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet,
    rolls over and says:
    "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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  • Does it look any better yet CAH -- Glitzy, 02:10:10 04/06/01 Fri
    Been and did the Medium Verbose bit looks a tad tidier

    Can anyone poost piccies yet cos have not got a clue why not all settings suggest you should be able to

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  • I don't know why I bothered really...but here's your Stars -- Mystic Smeg, 09:17:41 04/04/01 Wed

    Aries – You're in a party mood, but those around you aren't. Spread your enthusiasm and see who joins in your fun. Steer clear of the Isle of Grain - just in case.

    Taurus – Your money worries should start to ease and the dawning of a new phase should start right about now, you Funk Soul Brother (or Sister) you.

    Gemini - Your feeling a little - WAYHEY - at the moment. Link up with an Aries and you're bound to enjoy the experience.

    Cancer – There was some interference on the line to my spirit guide, so a full reading isn't possible at the moment. Put everything on hold until next week.

    Leo – Feeling a little blue Leo? What's happened to my little lion cub? Spring is just around the corner with lots of sunshine for you to lie in. Happier days are on their way.

    Virgo – Not a lot to report for you lot, just steer clear of Brussels, as in the vegetable, not the place, never put your head in a plug socket or drink wee.

    Libra – You're looking tired Libra and not at your best. Have a make-over and treat yourself to some good pampering.

    Scorpio – You started something and it seems that everything has come to a halt. Are you sure your plan was as water-tight as you first thought?

    Sagittarius – You look the absolute mutts! All shiny and shimmery and just lovely! Your place or mine?

    Capricorn – Take up a new hobby. Here are some hobbies you might like to try: tea-bags collecting, collecting bits of fluff from under the bed, pickling squirrels, force-feeding antelopes to ants.

    Aquarius – You're very indecisive right now? Why? Look into your past, but not too deeply just in case you disturb something you'd rather not, and see why you're dithering?

    Pisces – One phase of your life has finished and a new one starts, maybe this road will lead you to a brand new adventure!


    All readings, personal and private, are available at a price way out of this solar system.

    Manicures, pedicures and hair treatments on special request and by appointment only.

    All readings given direct to you from Mystic Smeg Inc, Plc, Ltd.

    Mystic Smeg

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  • MMMmmmmmmm -- Mystic Smeg, 02:25:35 04/06/01 Fri

    That's better!

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  • Jokes time come on you lot join in -- Glitzy, 02:04:12 04/06/01 Fri
    **** New Virus Warning ****

    If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.

    Do not open it.

    Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

    It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
    disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetises the stripes on ALL of your credit
    cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses
    subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your
    phones auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze
    into your fish tank. It will drink all of your beer. (For God's sake, man, are you
    listening?!?!?) It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
    company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while
    dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to
    your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is
    only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
    active verbs to passive tense and incorporating detectable mis-spellings, which grossly
    change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a
    Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
    plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags
    from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN**

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart the next time you're
    making love.

    Send send send send..................

    P.S. In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.

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  • Mmmmmmmmmm -- CAH, 14:23:53 04/03/01 Tue
    Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I REALLY love this boards colours. Anyone agree with me? Anyone wanna discuss this further in private? ;)

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  • YEY WHat a niiiiiiiiii colour! -- Carl Asaba's Hairdersser, 11:28:35 03/30/01 Fri
    Can I move in here. The yellow and pink is soooooooooo me!

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  • New Board Layout -- Agent Scally, 11:00:32 03/30/01 Fri
    Gland, do us a favour - go to your messageboard settings and make sure the Forum Index Format is set to Medium and the Reply Format is set to Verbose. This place is a git to read, it might help ;-)

    Agent Scally
    (Off to sabotage the PNE changing room SSSSHH!)

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  • Wahey!!! -- flooze, 01:39:24 03/30/01 Fri
    Congratulations to the Bard and Mrs Bard on the arrival of their new son Declan this afternoon (Friday Oz time)!!!!

    Hope the Bard has a few drinks for those of us who can't be with him to wet the baby's head :))

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  • Well helloooooooooo -- Agent Scally, 13:04:01 03/29/01 Thu
    THERE YOU ARE! I've been looking for you lot for MONTHS! I was sitting quietly in me little corner of the old Palace, and some geezer booted me out. Apparently they're turning it into some posh Coffee Bar eaterie - type thing.

    I didn't think Mrs Glands tea was that bad meself....

    Cyas all soon
    Agent XX
    PS U havent seen me, right?

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  • Hello -- the wanker wiv da drum, 06:56:30 03/29/01 Thu
    i just saw this site, i like the colour scheme

    gills are going up next season

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  • Whats happening -- Currybelly 999, 01:33:12 03/29/01 Thu
    Great idea must post to get in , love it

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  • Sheffield poxy bloody Wednesday -- Currybelly 999, 08:30:55 03/27/01 Tue
    What is it about Sheffield poxy bloody Wednesday, the team are shite with a capital bloody S and should have been down by Christmas, they come to our gaff get out played and out classed for 89 minutes 58 seconds and walk away with 3 poxy points. Di Piedo ( which in my broken Italian translates too a two seater bicycle) is a long haired poxy Iti ridding a bloody tandem steals in and bags a poxy goal which I swore blind at the time was 20 yards offside, TV replays proved me wrong as it was only 3 yards offside.
    Anyways by all accounts a similar result to your match against that poxy tem a couple of weeks ago.
    Please can you thrash Blackburn on the last day of the season for us, and I am sure we will do you a couple of favours over the next few weeks.
    Is this board still active as us BRum boys have a few new jokes linned up which need telling.
    Whats happened to Glitzy is he still around?
    Where has all the laughs and jokes gone, or is this board just going boring

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  • this board -- mrs gland (now in a state of panic.), 04:43:45 03/22/01 Thu
    now I'm not normally the panicy type,but things are looking bad on the Gills front.I thought Hesser said he wanted to strenghten the squad not sell.Well so far thats 2 players gone and no sign of any new players.It's like everyone is abandoning a sinking ship!!!We're not that badly placed in the league as we?

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  • Poor-poor Mrs Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -- Mel B (aka Mystic Smeeeeeg), 05:25:30 03/21/01 Wed
    Cheer up Mrs G - I've just popped in for a cuppa, as I have been so busy reading books and writing a database and looking for a bettererer job and eyeing up schexy men in pubs and buying stuff and having my hair cut and painting my nails and cleaning the bird out and ooooohhhh, so many other things.

    No excuse to leave you all on your own though. Come here and if we pretend to have girlie relations, no doubt it will attract everyone back!!!

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  • where's everyone gone? -- Mrs Gland (playing her blue and very lonely joker), 04:30:02 03/21/01 Wed
    Has everyone found a new site and not told me?cos it's ever so lonely here by myself.I'll even have a shower if that helps!!!

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  • Wot no jokes! No food!,No drinks!,And no game for you! But maybe a new gaffer! Whats Up? -- scb, 13:00:20 03/19/01 Mon
    Just happy cos we won a game, and Aldo left Tranmere, no more towels no more cheating

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  • Glitzyslartibartgardenpartycustardtarty Day -- Glitzy, 01:25:31 03/15/01 Thu
    Old traditions need to be resurected so happy wotsit Day to everyone. (Lost me List). Must figure out how to get all the links back at the top they all seem to flow into one sentence as you can see and its really annoying me.

    So everyone Ive put spaces in now is it better

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  • Quiet -- Glitzy, 08:17:24 03/12/01 Mon
    We seem to have lost our popularity a bit dont we.

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  • Rolling, Rolling, Rolling, Rolling -- Gordon Rode, 03:06:51 03/12/01 Mon
    Wo the speed of movement is staggering. No wonder some of the less pleasant supporters keep calling us gypos.

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  • Another new home - is this one for keeps? -- MagsWomble, 06:32:17 03/06/01 Tue
    Will be my first visit to your place tonight, hope it's a good game. Best of luck for the rest of the season (after tonight :))

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  • Wa-hey! Enjoy your new home -- kris with a k, 05:33:44 03/06/01 Tue
    And may the best team win tonight, as long as it's us.

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  • Hey hey, found you Whackos! -- Charlie Womble, 09:23:45 03/05/01 Mon
    Ey-up. Popped to the Custard Palace, and found it had moved!

    Wombley greetings. Enjoy tomorrow night. Hope we win ('cause if we do and Burnley lose, we go 10th!!!), but also hope it's a jolly good game.

    Another 8 goal thriller? ;)

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  • Found It -- Currybelly 999, 07:39:10 03/05/01 Mon
    Thought I had lost you mad and wacky peoples , glad I found you. What about that shambles of a ref at The Worthless cup final then. Sounds as bad as yours at Wednesday this weekend

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  • Lets try that again. -- Coops, 09:05:30 03/02/01 Fri
    It's recognising the tags I put in so you can't see them.

    Start with an opening tag "<" and then put in "IMG" followed by a space. Then "SRC=" followed by the url

    "http://www.geocities.com/deadmeercats/helen/sweetpea.jpg"

    enclosed in quotation marks. Then close the tag ">"

    The quotation amrks are only needed around the url part of the entry. If this doesnt get through mail me and I'll send you details.

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  • Dear Mrs G -- Coops, 09:01:56 03/02/01 Fri
    You need to put the image in as follows.

    ""

    Where url is the
    http://www.geocities.com/deadmeercats/helen/sweetpea.jpg
    bit.

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  • coops testing again -- Coops, 08:59:24 03/02/01 Fri

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  • coops testing again -- Coops, 08:59:02 03/02/01 Fri

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  • last and final attempt -- mrs Gland(getting well and truely cheesed off), 12:39:01 03/01/01 Thu
    http://www.geocities.com/deadmeercats/helen/sweetpea.jpg

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  • Pictures -- Glitzy, 06:30:51 03/02/01 Fri
    Honest Folks there is nothing in the wotsit form to say disable users Pictures. Ticked a few more Boxes to see if it helps if not Can I pass on the Password to you Gland to take a look cos Im buggered if I understand half the stuff just faff about with things

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  • Nomads -- Duane, 05:24:59 03/02/01 Fri
    Is it any wonder that fellow supporters refer to us as Gypos. I just get settled and we're on the move again.

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  • I have given up!! -- Mrs Gland (playing her orange joker), 04:01:03 03/02/01 Fri
    Well after thinking I was going round the twist Gland had a go at loading up the picture,once again it didn't load,Gland says that you (Glitzy) hasn't done the board to enable other people apart from yourself to load pictures up to the web,so it's not my fault that I now look more of a complete w**ker than I did already.I won't try any more until I get the go ahead from you.

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  • . -- ., 01:18:24 03/02/01 Fri

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  • test -- ., 01:16:26 03/02/01 Fri

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  • last and final attempt -- mrs Gland(getting well and truely cheesed off), 12:32:26 03/01/01 Thu

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  • made a fatal error -- mrs Gland (needs to go back to school!), 06:35:56 03/01/01 Thu

    Doh got remember to load piccy up to web first

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  • testing -- mrs Gland(playing her orange joker), 06:22:30 03/01/01 Thu
    Just want to test this to make sure it works in the same way.


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  • I like this -- Mrs Gland(playing her orange joker), 06:10:56 03/01/01 Thu
    I like this,alot better than the other board at least you can read everything thats written without having to click on things.
    Am waiting to do work on the garden they are forecasting heavy snow the w/e so will leave it til monday.
    Not to sure about the bright yellow,any chance of making the colour less bright?

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  • Thats more like it! -- Si, 12:45:05 02/28/01 Wed
    Are You gonna stay here so I can add the link at my site?

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  • I don't believe it! -- Mel B, 09:22:57 02/28/01 Wed

    In the hurry to move to yet another cafe, someone has left all the toilet brushes behind.

    I need money out of the kitty (and I don't mean the cat!) to go shopping for more. Unless someone else has packed them?!

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  • Just a test from me -- Coops, 04:33:48 02/28/01 Wed
    As I said, just a test.

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  • New Bar Area -- Glitzy, 03:26:03 02/28/01 Wed
    So folks is this more like the old Caff or wot. Got a Baanana Lotto Grant to do up the Bar area wot do ya think

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  • A special Winter Warming Soup -- Glitzy, 03:18:34 02/28/01 Wed
    Just for you luvly Ladies

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  • Mmmm, comfy -- Gillette, 02:36:28 02/28/01 Wed
    This looks like the one, Glitz.....feels like home already.

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  • Well Ive done it again -- Glitzy, 01:37:22 02/28/01 Wed
    A second redecoration in less than a week

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