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Date Posted: 01:45:05 07/29/02 Mon
Author: flooze
Subject: There was once a lemur called Faizal.........

Faizal was no ordinary lemur. In fact, instead of wasting his time
sitting around with the other lemurs, Faizal would spend his days and
nights drinking at the local pub.

Faizal became a legend, he would sit at the bar and tell stories of
lemur legend while everybody bought him drinks.

Unfortunately, our friend Faizal had a bit of a temper, and became
involved in a horrble dispute one night. One thing led to another and
Faizal was horribly dismembered by a young lout with a flicknife. His
bloodied corpse lay on the pavement outside the pub, and his severed
fluffy tale lay in the gutter. He was pronounced dead at the scene.

So disheartened were the pub's patrons that they commisioned a plaque in
Faizals honour. They had his cute fluffy tale mounted to a mahogony
plaque, which they hung above the bar.

One Sunday evening after closing time, there was a knock on the pub
door. The bartender opened the door and who should be there but a
ghostly possesed visage of the deceased Faizal.

"Holy mother of Jesus" said the barman, "its Faizal".

The ghost lifted a ghostly finger and pointed towards the plaque above
the bar, and then towards his own ghostly severed stump where a tail
should have been.

"AH", said the barman, "you want your tail back, don't you?"

The ghostly lemur knodded.

"Sorry", said the barman "we don't retail spirits on a Sunday".

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