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Date Posted: 04:43:33 08/06/02 Tue
Author: Pranksjokebuster
Subject: Shall We Bring Back Gag Of The Week ?

> A couple laying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest
> woman in the world"
> The woman says, "I'll miss you."
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
> out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would
> think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
>
> "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>
> A: A rumour
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> He said ? "Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you
> really badly."
>
> She said ? "Well, you succeeded."
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
> He said ? "Two inches more and I would be king."
>
> She said ? "Two inches less, and you'd be queen."
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> On wall in ladies room. "My husband follows me everywhere..."
>
> Written just below it, "I do not"
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> He said ? "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
>
> She said ? "That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I
> sit on the sofa and fart."
>
> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>
> He said ? "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I
> gave you?"
>
> She said ? "Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard."
>

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