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Date Posted: 04:17:25 08/22/02 Thu
Author: Greenwich Gill
Subject: Jack Shitte.


>Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know
>Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
>
>Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
>
>Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of
Kneedeep &
>. Schitt Inc.
>
>In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
>produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt,
>and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
>Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
>school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced.
>
>Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living
with
>them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe
>Schitt-Sherlock.
>
>Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken
>Schitt.
>
>Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and
>subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
>announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
>
>The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the
>prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy
>with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
>
>So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.
>Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!

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[> Great one GG , whats happened to the spinning unicycle. -- Pranks, 06:49:13 08/22/02 Thu


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[> Its a long storey Pranks, but it looks like I wont be known as Greenwich Gill for much longer, me a the ever so lucky Mrs GG are looking out Ealing way to set up home a produce lots of little circus performers. So very some I will be known as Ealing Gill or something similar dependant upon our chosen residence.I will of course keep the Palace informed of my whearabouts -- ., 06:55:15 08/22/02 Thu


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[> Great news GG, must mean the sound of wedding bells are on the horizon, I can recomend Mrs Pranks for a bit of flower arranging, she also does a nice line in wedding dresses ,drop me a email and I will pass on all the details to Mrs Pranks, can I assume an invite for me Mrs Pranks our 2.4 children 0.75 dog and 1.1 cats , and the rest of the libary... -- Pranksweddingmister, 07:03:31 08/22/02 Thu


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[> Thanks for that Pranks, indeed myself and Mrs Gg are considering tying the knot, and would be looking for a flower arranger and wedding dress maker, you dont do wedding cars on the side as well pranks. Sadly 2 couples have already been wed on unicycles so we wont be the 1st ever to be wed riding a unicycle. But I am hoping to get a unicycling vicar to marry us, you cant help can you. -- ., 07:24:22 08/22/02 Thu


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