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Date Posted: 05:10:55 08/23/02 Fri
Author: Glitzy
Subject: Im back

Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Raymond, decide to go on a picnic.
So Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches.
The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10
whole days to get there.

By the time they do arrive, everyone's exhausted. Joe takes the stuff out of
the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and says, 'Alright, Steve,
gimme the bottle opener.'
'I didn't bring the bottle opener,' Steve says. 'I thought you packed it.'
Joe gets worried. He turns to Raymond. 'Raymond, do you have the bottle
opener?'

Naturally, Raymond doesn't have it, so the turtles are stuck ten miles away
from home without soda. Joe & Steve beg Raymond to turn back home and
retrieve it, but Raymond flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything
by the time he gets back. After about two hours, the turtles manage to
convince Raymond to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that
they won't touch the food. So, Raymond sets off down the road, slow and
steadily.

Twenty days pass, but no Raymond.

Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another
day passes, and still no Raymond, but a promise is a promise. After three
more days pass without Raymond in sight, Steve starts getting restless. 'I
NEED FOOD!' he says with a hint of dementia in his voice. 'NO!' Joe retorts.
'We promised.'

Five more days pass. Joe realises that Raymond probably skipped out to the
diner down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich
and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Raymond pops
out from behind a rock, and says, 'I knew it!, I'm not f**king going.'


Good Grief Ive come to the conclusion that All members of the Custard Palace drive Toyota Corollas this is so weird and bizaar. In fact its probably the spookiest thing Ive ever known. Are we all that sad really. Im PMSL at the thort. Hope somebody wished Naaaariiicchhhhh Happy Glitzy day. Im afraid after goin to Dentist on Monday Ive been off a poorly sicky Glitzy. One tooth removed 7 stitches an infection and still got an abscess. Its not been my week. Ill go say hi to the canaries noo.

Happy late Glitzy day every1 hope me being late is not a bad omen.

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[> Bloody hell Glitzy youve gone and blown it now 3 from 3 straight Glitzy days and you forgot to wish the Narrrrwwich fans a happy Glitzy day,this may spell problems for us lets get on there . Another point Sturday is also Glitzy day for Prestonany ideas as Mrs Gg and me are in Narrrwwich for the weekend ... -- ., 06:53:56 08/23/02 Fri


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[> [> Im afraid deer chaps and chapesses that alas Im off wiv me brood for the whole of next week. Ive Glitzied Narwiccchhh today but Ill have to rely on my good Custardonians to do the honours on our next few oppos. Fear not for I didnt Glitz the wombles and it affected us not. I@ll be back week beginning Sep errr 2nd I think. -- Glitzy, 08:23:10 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Where are you staying GG , myself and the current Mrs Pranks and the 2 eldest are at Barham Broome for the weekend, for a bit of golf and dinner , Tonight and Saturday, if your into golf come on over and join us as we have a space available, . I, Mrs Pranks, senior master Pranks SRTD, Mrs SRTD , and both SRTD juniors will be playing leaving a space clear. Junior Pranks will caddy for you if required. -- Pranks, 07:26:10 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Cant believe your into golf Pranks myself and the ever so lucky Mrs GG, are also hacking it around this weekend at Cromer , Myself I play out of Birchwood off of 21 and Mrs GG is a member at St Georges Hill (Surrey ) off of 9, What time is your tee off on Sunday we can probably get over to you at Barham Broome.... -- ., 07:34:41 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Mrs Pranks plays off of 17 out of Red Libbets, I play off of 14 out of Rochester and Cobham (5 day member ). Is Mrs GG very rich or does she have rich parents as St georges Hill is the most exclusive club I have ever played. 10.14 Sunday junior SRTD will drop out if you both want to play. -- Pranks, 07:41:29 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Right Pranks, have spoken to the ever so lucky Mrs GG , we will be at Barham Broome for brekie around 9 am for a 10.14 tee off. Just a question Pranks SRTD ????.... -- ., 07:56:18 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Super Roy The Driver , always drives the minibus both home and away, How will I spot you GG, do you have a flower in your lapel -- Pranks, 07:58:32 08/23/02 Fri


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[> Very simple Pranks, how many people turn up at your golf club in aTrannie van and lean a couple of unicycles on the side . Watch the car park 8.30- 8.45 , we will ride the unicycles around, we might even do a bit of juggling so there is no confussion????.... -- ., 08:02:29 08/23/02 Fri


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