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Date Posted: 01:34:37 05/22/02 Wed
Author: Glitzy
Subject: Nother cringer for U

A German visiting London asks a hooker for a shag and she tells
him it's twenty quid.

"Fine" he says, "but I'm a bit kinky".

She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn't do anything
violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big
springs attached to some straps.

"I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each
knee" he asks.

The hooker is worried that she's getting into something a bit
heavy,but she goes along with his request.

Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of
him which she does grudgingly.

Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs
and finally he takes a duck call whistle from his pocket.

"Blow on this while I'm shagging you" he tells her.

So he's banging away while she's bouncing on the springs blowing
the duck whistle.

Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in fact
that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she's ever had.

After they've finished she says... "Wow, that was the most
fantastic sex I've had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did
you make it so good?"

"Ah," he replies, smiling......

........"Foursprung Duck Technique".

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