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Date Posted: 06:07:03 11/27/01 Tue
Author: Mystic Smeg
Subject: * * * S T A R S * * *

Your Stars for December


Aries - It may be cold outside but you're a little woolly thing just waiting for the parties to start. Bide your time and you may get invited to so many parties, that you just won't know what to do or how to fit it all in. Look out for a man with a big beard holding chestnuts.

Taurus - Get a hair cut for a start off. When have you seen a bull with bunches? The end of a trying time is almost at a close - let the good times start and have a party. Don't forget to invite those Aries people, otherwise, they'll get upset and give them plenty of notice too, as they have lots of invites coming their way. Do you want me to talk dirty to you?

Gemini - You're split personality is really starting to grate on people. Just stop it okay…its boring! By the way, have you ensured that you have bought all of those gorgeous gifts you were going to give to your favourite 'Star-Reader'??? Never put a hot kettle on your toe.

Cancer - Its been a trying time for you hasn't it Cancer? All those arrangements you've had to do and what with the festive season almost upon us, how are you going to fit everything in? Make a list of those things you've got to do and sod the rest I say! What on earth have you been doing to your nails - purchase an emery board immediately!

Leo - Wooo-hooo - look out! Its schexy Leo!! Watch and be amazed by all the new people wanting to be near to you at this time of year. Be careful to pace yourself so you can enjoy all the new experiences heading your way and not miss a thing! Never wear tartan and stripes together, you'll look like a Scottish zebra.

Virgo - Morals and virtues are all well and good, but don't be so strict on yourself. The season is for having fun with family and friends - so give in a little, and you may be surprised as to what happens. Always remember to eat as you may get hungry at some point.

Libra - You're fretting too much about how you're going to get the right balance on your life at the moment. Relax and take things slowly. Soon, you shall reap all good things thanks to all your hard work Never hold scissors while bouncing on a trampoline.

Scorpio - Watch it Scorpio - don't let the season of spending get too out of hand. Remember, you have to ensure you have the finances to do what you want to do, otherwise, look ahead for a difficult time. Expensive gifts may be nice, but you're not hiding your guilt that easily are you? Believe me, orange is not your colour.

Sagittarius - This is your favourite time of year! What with birthdays and Christmas and New Year - you're in your element. Enjoy yourself and indulge in the good stuff. Just don't over do it and pay the price once the parties have finished. Its sad but true, but Dodo's no longer exist.

Capricorn - Be careful that your Christmas present list isn't too expensive, otherwise you'll be letting yourself in for a big fall. We know you like the good things in life but the small things have big meanings too. You're never a D cup - more of a B.

Aquarius - You're so stressed right now, but this will soon pass and once that has, you'll be ready for the start of a new age. You're changing and evolving daily not only on a spiritual level but physical and mental level. Never try tap-dancing with skis without a parent being present.

Pisces - You are so organised Pisces, it makes the other signs nervous. But you're ready for anything that happens over the coming weeks. Just get those decorations out and give them a quick dust off, as they may have lost some of their sparkle and we can't be having that can we? Don't believe everything that badgers tell you.


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