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Date Posted: 07:00:22 01/25/02 Fri
Author: Mel B
Subject: Something for the weekend...



SMOKING CONDOMS

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

The first lady asks "What's that?" and the second lady replies "A condom.
This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
The first lady then asks "Where did you get it?" and she replies "You can
get them at any drugstore."

The next day, the first old lady makes her way to the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy looks at her strangely, after all, she is over 80 years of age, and
politely asks what brand she prefers and the old lady replies "It doesn't
matter as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.


Heavens! I have just seen that the Phantom Cake-Napper has been in...he kept me in a cardboard box you know. By the way, what happened to that large pile of cardboard boxes that were stacked out the back of the cafe? No one took them up the dump did they?? I hope Mr Glitzy wasn't in one of them, otherwise he may be squished up and be totally unrecognisable...oh dear.....

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