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Date Posted: 09:13:15 01/30/02 Wed
Author: Pranks
Subject: Sorry Trev GFC. Had To Post This. Your not being made redundant

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird
> section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem."
> The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them.
> Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says
> Gerry,"Put dem in a peeper bag."
> The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
> They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills
> and
> stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.
> "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds
> out
> of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
> Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a
> few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'.
> As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says,
> "F***
> dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too f***in' dangerous for me."
>
> ============ PART TWO ===================
>
> A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he
> walks
> up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
> He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and then Paddy notices that, in his
> other
> hand, Seamus is carrying a gun.
> "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of
> the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes out the gun and
> blows the parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a
> 'SPLAT'!, as he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom.
> Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting
> needer."
>
> ========== PART THREE ==================
>
> A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up.
> He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar
> 'peeper bag'.
> Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches
> himself
> off the cliff with the usual result.
> Once more Paddy shakes his head - "F*** me Sean, first der was Gerry wit
> his
> budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting, and now you f***in' hengliding"

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