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Date Posted: 11:49:31 01/31/02 Thu
Author: Trev_GFC
Subject: Happy Glitzy Day...

Nymphomaniacs Convention

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles
in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and
behold, she takes the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business
trip or vacation?".

"Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.

Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with
excitement.

Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting
RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he
calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some
of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African
American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is
the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best
lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.
"I'm sorry," she says,"I shouldn't be discussing this with
you, I don't even know your name!".

"Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto
Papadopoulos."

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