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Date Posted: 11:50:55 02/12/02 Tue
Author: Trev_GFC
Subject: I'm back!!

I've been away for a few days in cold New York but I'm back now and more jokes on their way!! Bring on the Arsenal!

It was opening night at the Orpheum and The Amazing
Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles
around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.

As Claude took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike
most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people
up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of this audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew
a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I
want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my
family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth
while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the
watch, watch the watch ..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back
and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
until suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers
and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred
pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the theater...

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