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Date Posted: 07:25:00 02/13/02 Wed
Author: Trev_GFC
Subject: Joke of the day

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator,

Smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says
arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also
very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an
ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and
is about to get off the elevator.

Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends
over and farts and says ...

"Broccoli. 49 cents a pound."

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