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Date Posted: 01:56:07 04/27/01 Fri
Author: Glitzy
Subject: Lets have a joke day Mine are all Old but If I find it funny still I'll post it.

> > > A hip young man goes out and buys the best car
> available: a brand new
> > > Ferrari 550. It is also the most expensive car
> in the world, and it
> > costs
> > > him 500,000 pounds. He takes it out for a spin
> and stops for a red
> > traffic
> > > light.
> > >
> > > An old man on a moped (about 75 years old) pulls
> up next to him. The old
> > > man looks over the sleek, shiny car and asks,
> "What kind of car ya'got
> > > there, sonny?" The young man replies, "A ferrari
> 550, it cost half a
> > > million pounds!"
> > >
> > > "That's a lot of money," says the old man, "Why
> does it cost so much?"
> > > "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an
> hour!"
> > > states the young dude proudly. The moped driver
> asks, "Mind if i take a
> > > look inside?" "No problem," replies the owner.
> > >
> > > So the old man pokes his head in the window and
> looks around. Then
> > sitting
> > > back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a
> pretty nice car, all
> > > right...but i'll stick with my moped!"
> > >
> > > Just then the light changes to green so the guy
> decides to show the old
> > man
> > > just what his car can do. He floors it, and
> within 20 seconds the
> > > speedometer reads 160 mph.
> > >
> > > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view
> mirror. It seems to be
> > getting
> > > closer! He slows down to see what it could be
> and suddenly,
> > whhhoooossshhh!
> > > Something whips by him, going much faster!!!
> > >
> > > "What on earth could be going faster than my
> Ferrari?!" the young man
> > asks
> > > himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the
> Ferrari up to 200mph.
> > > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old
> man
> > > on the moped. Amazed that the moped could pass
> his Ferrari he gives it
> > some
> > > more gas and passes the moped at 210mph.
> > >
> > > Whoooooosh!
> > >
> > > He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his
> mirror and sees the old
> > man
> > > gaining on him again. Astounded by the speed of
> this old guy he floors
> > the
> > > gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up
> to 220 mph.
> > > Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing
> down on him again. The
> > > ferrari is flat out and there's nothing he can
> do.
> > >
> > > Suddenly the moped plows into the back of his
> Ferrari, demolishing the
> > > rear. The young man jumps out, and unbelievably,
> the old man is still
> > > alive!!!
> > > He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh
> my God! Is there
> > anything
> > i
> > > can do for you?"
> > >
> > > The old man whispers with his dying breath,
> > >
> > > "Unhook...my f**king braces from your side-view
> mirror!!"

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