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Date Posted: 21:08:51 08/23/04 Mon
In reply to: Euphonius X. Buttocks 's message, "Re: WELCOME TO THE PIERPONT MESSAGE BOARD" on 09:49:57 11/06/03 Thu

>Dear Robb,
>I read you article about Pierpont. And I can
>certainly relate to the "high" times. In fact, I had
>a friend who was convinced he could fly and jumped
>from the top of John Adams to prove it! He spent his
>last earthly moments as part of the roof of Pierpont!
>Something else that might be of interest to you is
>that Mildred Pierpont was the mother of famed
>financier J. Pierpont Morgan and was one of the early
>benefactresses of the University of Mass, then called
>Stockbridge School of Agriculture. As you probably
>know J.P.'s father, Phineas J. Morgan had his roots
>right here in western Mass and was a relative of the
>Morgan's of West Springfield and of course the world
>famous Morgan Horse.
>Many people referred to him as a horse's ass but
>though he did have a prominent jaw and was rather long
>in the teeth I don't think he was a blood relative of
>the horse, of course not,that's ridiculous. Recall
>that U-Mass got it's start as one of the Morrill Land
>Grant Colleges and that there is currently a horse
>farm in the vicinity not to mention the buffalo
>currently residing in Hadley and other rustic
>irrelevancies. I believe there is also a Horseshoe
>Lane in Amherst and a rather large pile of horse dung
>that is dished out to student's there as part of their
>daily educational diet, but it is never diminished!
>(What were those stables Hercules had to clean?)
>Now, if you were doing acid and got lost in a maze it
>t'aint nobody's business but your own. And I can see
>you waxing nostalgic about this time in your past but
>my friend, get thee to a nunnery, this world has too
>many temptations and is all sturm and "dung"
>signifying nothing. Thanks for the terrifying walk
>back into realm of mindless drivel! Another fine
>example of the irrelevany brought on by the miracle of
>technology in the 21st century. I'll add this to that!
>Sinsilly yours,
>Euphonius X. Buttocks
>President Ex-temporanus (and only member)
>U-Mass Lunatic Society
>PS. Can you guess what the X in my middle name stands
I would say Xtra baked, JAdams, as I remeber was on the other side of Cance for someone to jump off JA and land on Pierpont would be physically impossible unless they were indeed flying and I hardly think J P Morgans daughter would have been a secretary/administrator at umass if she even worked at all!

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