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Date Posted: 06:43:54 01/27/04 Tue
Author: PMD
Subject: Some Groaners for yer enjoyment

Two Cows In a field.
First Cow: Hey, don't you worry about getting Mad Cow Disease?
Second Cow: Nah, I'm a penguin.

Three Sheep in a Field.
1st sheep: Baaa
2nd sheep: Baaa
3rd sheep: Moo.
1st sheep: I beg your pardon?
2nd sheep: Why did you say that?
3rd sheep: I'm learning a foreign language.


Two sodium atoms talking together.
First atom: "Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons."
Second atom: "Are you sure?"
First atom: "I'm positive!!"

What did the grape say when it got stood on by an elephant?
Nothing, it just gave out a little whine.

Q: What are squares scared of?
A: Vicious circles.

A sandwich walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager.
"Sorry sir," says the barman, "we don't serve food here."

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