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Date Posted: 14:02:41 03/15/04 Mon
Author: LaneyLounge
Subject: The Top 13 Johnnie Cochran Arguments in the E*large*ent Trial

A California man is suing a slew of international
companies, alleging the p@nls-e*largem*nt products
they market and distribute do not work. Here's the story:

http://www.denverpost.com/Stories/0,1413,36~33~1938412,00.html



The Top 13 Johnnie Cochran Arguments
in the E*large*ent Trial
(R-rated)


13> If it ain't like a hose, they must pay through the nose!

12> We won't settle for no enlargement,
unless we can enlarge the size of settlement.

11> If the pecker stays short, they've committed a tort!

10> If it's drooping like a noodle,
reward the whole kit 'n' caboodle!

9> The defense is well in hand,
that has THREE legs on which to stand.

8> If you saw his gherkin, you'd know it ain't workin!

7> To purchase this product, you'd have to be on acid.
After using three bottles, my client's still flaccid!

6> This drug must be crappy, if the Mister ain't Happy.

5> Your decision should be a cinch,
'cause the defendants didn't give an inch.

4> If the weenie don't plump, reimburse the chump.

3> The answer is no, to Rodney King.
Can't we all just get along...er thing?

2> Their lawyers go to any lengths to prove that they're not
liable. But the contents of my client's briefs are proof
that's undeniable!


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Johnnie
Cochran Argument in the E*large*ent Trial...


1> If the court would indulge... Exhibit A: my bulge!



Laughing my ass off at this whole list!

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(P.S. I can't really laugh my P_____ off.)


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